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04-27-2018, 08:44 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Simply count the rings. How many times does the phone ring before you can get to it? More rings means one is getting older.
How to stay younger. Use a portable phone. Stay in bed and answer faster. Then do not feel so old. |
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04-30-2018, 03:11 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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It speaks cuz I'm too old to read the fucking display.  ETA: Well, my eyes are too old to read the fucking display. I don't how I came to have these old eyes...
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04-30-2018, 05:03 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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