DOG - Page 38

Griff · 01-23-2018, 07:12 AM

um... see Dana

Gravdigr · 01-25-2018, 04:29 PM

Ehrmahgerd!!!!!

Carruthers · 01-25-2018, 04:34 PM

I wonder if it does requests?

Something by Bach, perhaps. Better still Offenbach.

Gravdigr · 01-25-2018, 04:45 PM

Performed by lap dogs, or as I call them 'yap dogs', I'd prefer something akin to Cage's 4'33".

Carruthers · 01-28-2018, 01:55 PM

OK, so you've brought this stick home, now what are you going to do with it?

On the subject of sticks...

My late lamented Black Lab was very adept at sorting out the large stick small gap problem.

There is a nearby path with concrete bollards at the end to stop road vehicles and he would just tilt his head to one side so one end of the stick was higher than the bollard and would sail through without breaking step.

DanaC · 01-28-2018, 02:02 PM

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My late lamented Black Lab was very adept at sorting out the large stick small gap problem.

Carrot is similarly adept. And he has total focus once he has taken charge of a stick - he has a very clear goal in mind.

Carruthers · 01-30-2018, 04:29 AM

There are worse ways of dealing with stress, life, the universe and everything.

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xoxoxoBruce · 02-01-2018, 08:47 AM

Eat it...

Gravdigr · 02-01-2018, 03:17 PM

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Glinda · 02-01-2018, 03:30 PM

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Glad I never had to leave a message like that for one of my pet-sitting clients!

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2018, 11:36 PM

Dear god, tell me that's a replica bag and not a carrying case.

Gravdigr · 02-03-2018, 04:07 PM

Somebody done got deyself a doggie gimp!

Or kitteh gimp, maybe.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2018, 11:14 AM

Quote:

A champion dog in B.C.'s Shuswap region is turning heads for its ability to do everything from roast hot dogs to clean kitchen floors.
Morgan — a six-year-old purebred Newfoundland — started training at just 10 weeks old.

"She has a number of tricks she does, she can cook hotdogs on fires, she can get beverages out of coolers, she can go in the fridge and get a beer for me ... and she vacuums," said Morgan's owner, Dean Edwards of Sunnybrae, near Salmon Arm, B.C.

Morgan will even close the fridge door behind her and throw away empty cans when you're finished drinking, Edwards says.

Carruthers · 02-09-2018, 12:32 PM

The Newfoundland, now there's a dog and a half.

Lord Byron certainly thought the world of his.

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Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
and all the virtues of Man without his Vices.

This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
if inscribed over human Ashes,
is but a just tribute to the Memory of
Boatswain, a Dog
who was born in Newfoundland May 1803
and died at Newstead Nov. 18th, 1808

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Epitaph to a dog.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-09-2018, 03:23 PM

I had a newfie border collie mix who was quite amazing. 165 lbs of gentle smart.

01-23-2018, 07:12 AM	#556
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01-25-2018, 04:29 PM	#557
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01-25-2018, 04:34 PM	#558
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	I wonder if it does requests? Something by Bach, perhaps. Better still Offenbach. __________________

01-25-2018, 04:45 PM	#559
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Performed by lap dogs, or as I call them 'yap dogs', I'd prefer something akin to Cage's 4'33". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-28-2018, 01:55 PM	#560
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	OK, so you've brought this stick home, now what are you going to do with it? On the subject of sticks... My late lamented Black Lab was very adept at sorting out the large stick small gap problem. There is a nearby path with concrete bollards at the end to stop road vehicles and he would just tilt his head to one side so one end of the stick was higher than the bollard and would sail through without breaking step. __________________

01-30-2018, 04:29 AM	#562
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	There are worse ways of dealing with stress, life, the universe and everything. __________________

02-01-2018, 08:47 AM	#563
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Eat it... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-01-2018, 03:17 PM	#564
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-02-2018, 11:36 PM	#566
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dear god, tell me that's a replica bag and not a carrying case. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-03-2018, 04:07 PM	#567
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Somebody done got deyself a doggie gimp! Or kitteh gimp, maybe. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2018, 03:23 PM	#570
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I had a newfie border collie mix who was quite amazing. 165 lbs of gentle smart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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