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View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted 38 64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque 16 27.12%
Neither more or less attracted 4 6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff 1 1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul 0 0%
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Old 05-18-2006, 08:59 AM   #1
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In John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", one of the characters sells an invention called "Nipicaps", which are prosthetic nipple covers that can be erected on command by the wearer.

Sweedak!
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Old 05-18-2006, 09:26 AM   #2
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Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."
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Old 05-19-2006, 08:29 PM   #3
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Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."
That is some funny shit
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Old 05-20-2006, 09:46 AM   #4
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Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.
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Old 05-20-2006, 10:54 AM   #5
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Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg
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Old 05-20-2006, 12:34 PM   #6
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SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg
And yet she looks pissed. Must be a lust-hate relationship.
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Old 05-20-2006, 01:17 PM   #7
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SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg
What was your original query?
+"peanut smuggler" +sfw +"not amused"
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Old 05-23-2006, 04:28 PM   #8
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SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg
I'm thinking thats the result of piercings rather than nature.
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Old 05-20-2006, 01:47 PM   #9
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Key ring holder!!!
or " careful with those , you could poke some one's eye out !!!"
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Old 05-20-2006, 11:06 PM   #10
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Maybe she just didn't appreciate having her picture taken at that particular moment.
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Old 05-23-2006, 06:50 PM   #11
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during the sixties/ seventies there was a bra less fad. So many nice nippies so little time!
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Old 05-23-2006, 08:28 PM   #12
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Remember the famous Farrah poster hanging over every teenage boy's bed?
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:16 PM   #13
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:21 PM   #14
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OK we may need a seperate carly simon thread, or maybe a 70's glamour puss thread.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:41 PM   #15
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Or both.
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