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02-15-2005, 01:00 PM | #46 |
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The World Cup Conspiracy: HAARP is being used in conjunction with antennas disguised as World Cup Soccer stadiums around the world to project a holograph of Satan and false armies.
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02-15-2005, 10:10 PM | #47 |
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The indians stealing organs is indeed the patient's conspiracy.
crazy people conspiracy theories don't hang together very well. You can drive a mack truck through the holes in the logic. And there aren't usually any black helicopters, except for this one guy who thinks that Dubya is an outer space alien. The flu shot thing is from the simpsons. One of my coworkers mentioned it.
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02-22-2005, 05:16 PM | #48 |
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Ya'll are forgetting some of the classics:
Paul is dead! The moon landings were faked! (and an amusing response) No consiracy theory title is complete without a minimum of one (1) exclamation point (!)! I like exclamation points!
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02-22-2005, 05:24 PM | #49 |
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I haven't seen it yet, but I bet Thompson's death will make it here eventually.
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02-22-2005, 06:25 PM | #50 |
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There was loads of conspiracy theories flying around after Princess Diana's death in Paris...
I'm not sure about that one but I think governments and other people in power spin us conspiracies to keep us ignorant of what is really going on in the world |
03-09-2005, 09:18 AM | #51 |
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Russell Crowe thinks al-Quaeda is after him.
I'm not sure where this should go. But I think they don't want an angry drunk Aussie in their little torture chambers. Did Gladiator not play in the middle east?
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04-11-2005, 01:33 PM | #52 |
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04-11-2005, 01:50 PM | #53 |
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George W. Bush and his cronies are behind the spiraling prices of energy. This is why you haven't seen him on TV wailing about how the price of energy is going to kill the economy.
You don't have to credit me for this one. I'm sure someone else has thought of it.
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04-11-2005, 11:56 PM | #54 |
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For some awesome cool conspiracy theories, hit this search engine and select conspiracy theories as your search type.
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04-12-2005, 12:17 AM | #55 | |
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04-12-2005, 12:40 AM | #56 | ||
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There's a lot of their conspiracy theories that don't make no damn sense ...
I still really like the Jews Blew up the WTC one ... Quote:
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02-14-2006, 07:10 PM | #57 |
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NASA hides the true colors of Mars? Changes all the blue to red?
Possibly because of a large Martian golf ball?
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02-14-2006, 08:09 PM | #58 |
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Great. Just great.
SonofV is preparing his report on Mars right now, and we just got back from the store where we picked up some modeling clay. We've spent some time to get the color right, mixing red and yellow. Now what do we do?
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02-14-2006, 08:33 PM | #59 |
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Match the published pictures. Teacher won't know the difference.
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02-14-2006, 09:15 PM | #60 |
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Check!
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