May 18, 2008: Molly

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by arallyn

Ya cant use AI for registered thoroughbreds. They have to be stood to stud using natural insemination.

You can in Australia and a lot of other countries.

[Imigo Jones]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

But it's okay, because the track operators will be able to tell she's bionic-enhanced when her leg gives off that bionic sound effect.

Haa--I know the sound you mean, UT! I didn't watch the bionic shows much, though, so I need something cleared up:
Isn't the bionic sound effect always accompanied by the bionic individual going in slow motion?

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Bionic humans running (I can hear it now . . . )

So, Molly'd be running in bionic slow motion, while the rest of the field is going regular speed, and they flash across the finish line while Molly is still creaking around the first turn? Or does the bionic sound warp all nearby time and space sufficiently that they'd all be slowed down?

The Bionic Woman now spends all her time promoting this:



Mattress makes bionic sound effect when changing firmness.

[xoxoxoBruce]

We really don't need a mattress ad.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Imigo Jones

Bionic humans running (I can hear it now . . . )

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Mattress makes bionic sound effect when changing firmness.

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Doo doo doo dooooo, do do do do do do doo doo doooo.

[Trilby]

Mattress Actress sounds like a euphamism for PornStar.