Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 16

Sundae · 02-01-2009, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

or exhibit to exhibit at the zoo

monster · 02-01-2009, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir john

its on a leash

aha! as I suspected, an impostor! this one is not a true knight of the realm for sure.... h's not even of the realm....

sir john · 02-01-2009, 03:13 PM

i know a lass with a pussy on a lead when i see one, trying to speak the native language wot wot

monster · 02-01-2009, 08:19 PM

yeah, I use that old line all the time....

zenarchist.swordsman · 02-01-2009, 10:34 PM

I fear we may have to leave this charming locale, soon. The cries of the vicious pterodons draw near. Come, my Safari friends. Let us open the last can of kippers, and break the seal on the last of the scotch. The porters are restless, and we shall be gone within days......

sir john · 02-01-2009, 10:43 PM

the dreaded pterodactyls!! i will put my kit in order, in case a hasty exit is required. strike my tent porter and make ready for the journey ahead.

Razzmatazz13 · 02-01-2009, 10:48 PM

Not even enough time for one more night at fireside chat?

Pretty pleeeeaseee

lumberjim · 02-01-2009, 11:01 PM

Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Sir_Simpletoon · 02-02-2009, 01:49 AM

Well, I fear my stay may have been overly brief, and for that I apologise. I also fear it may have been my arrival that brought these blasted beasts ever closer.

I have been tracking these foul and inhuman creatures for the past 4 months. The hunt has taken me all across these vast lands. However, for the last few weeks, I have begun to postulate that these strange beings may be cleverer than we think. At my last camp point, I began to see the things approaching at night. As they have never even approached me directly before, I was quite frankly terrified. However, they did not actually enter my camp, seemingly afraid of the fire and torches I had cunningly laid out, for that very purpose. At first light they flew off, and I quickly packed up camp and moved out here.

I guess they must have tracked me here, and I fear that they will continue to do so, wherever we move onwards to.

That, however, is out of my control to change. What is in my control to do, is to thank our native guests for their excellent hospitality, and then all that is left to say is a simple, "Toodle Pip!"

DucksNuts · 02-02-2009, 02:41 AM

Bye Sir Briefinstay

Sundae · 02-02-2009, 06:37 AM

Cheerio!
Don't forget to wipe!

capnhowdy · 02-02-2009, 07:00 AM

And don't let the door slam on your ass on the way out.

lumberjim · 02-02-2009, 09:23 AM

remind me never to visit capnhowdy's inhospitable ass.

Beest · 02-02-2009, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nigel

there's nothing quite as refreshing and civilised as a chilly pint!

Gone native indeed, poor bloke.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-02-2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

remind me never to visit capnhowdy's inhospitable ass.

Georgia, nuff said.

02-01-2009, 08:19 PM	#229
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yeah, I use that old line all the time.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-01-2009, 10:48 PM	#232
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Not even enough time for one more night at fireside chat? Pretty pleeeeaseee __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

02-01-2009, 11:01 PM	#233
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-02-2009, 01:49 AM	#234
Sir_Simpletoon Dog O'Nine Tails Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 20	Toodle Pip! Well, I fear my stay may have been overly brief, and for that I apologise. I also fear it may have been my arrival that brought these blasted beasts ever closer. I have been tracking these foul and inhuman creatures for the past 4 months. The hunt has taken me all across these vast lands. However, for the last few weeks, I have begun to postulate that these strange beings may be cleverer than we think. At my last camp point, I began to see the things approaching at night. As they have never even approached me directly before, I was quite frankly terrified. However, they did not actually enter my camp, seemingly afraid of the fire and torches I had cunningly laid out, for that very purpose. At first light they flew off, and I quickly packed up camp and moved out here. I guess they must have tracked me here, and I fear that they will continue to do so, wherever we move onwards to. That, however, is out of my control to change. What is in my control to do, is to thank our native guests for their excellent hospitality, and then all that is left to say is a simple, "Toodle Pip!"

02-02-2009, 07:00 AM	#237
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	And don't let the door slam on your ass on the way out. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-01-2009, 03:13 PM	#228
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	i know a lass with a pussy on a lead when i see one, trying to speak the native language wot wot

02-01-2009, 10:34 PM	#230
zenarchist.swordsman Provocateur Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 9	I fear we may have to leave this charming locale, soon. The cries of the vicious pterodons draw near. Come, my Safari friends. Let us open the last can of kippers, and break the seal on the last of the scotch. The porters are restless, and we shall be gone within days......

02-01-2009, 10:43 PM	#231
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	the dreaded pterodactyls!! i will put my kit in order, in case a hasty exit is required. strike my tent porter and make ready for the journey ahead.

02-02-2009, 02:41 AM	#235
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Bye Sir Briefinstay

02-02-2009, 06:37 AM	#236
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Cheerio! Don't forget to wipe!

02-02-2009, 09:23 AM	#238
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	remind me never to visit capnhowdy's inhospitable ass. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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