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06-21-2012, 12:07 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Make Your Own Sentence
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06-21-2012, 12:07 PM
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Master Dwellar
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I fucked Madonna because i stink
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06-21-2012, 12:09 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I ran naked with a piece of shit because I got an orgasm.
Well hey...it ain't every day ya ken? Brilliant. I like.
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06-21-2012, 12:13 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I took a crap on a Jew because I'm gay.
It's like they KNOW me!
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06-21-2012, 12:18 PM
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Radical Centrist
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I did a blowjob to a clown because I'm gay.
Well that makes actual sense |
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06-21-2012, 12:20 PM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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I shot a porn star because I smoked crack.
Another one that makes sense. |
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06-21-2012, 12:23 PM
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a beautiful fool
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I fucked a robot because that's what I am.
makes sense if I'm a robot.
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06-21-2012, 12:24 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I can't be the only naked shit-runner around here surely?
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06-21-2012, 12:26 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I pissed on a monkey because I'm racist.
Ewwwwww. I feel racist just writing that. I should have taken my top off first.
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06-21-2012, 12:42 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I don't know about giving out that kind of info...I don't want just anybody to know what kind of shirt I may or may not be wearing.
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06-21-2012, 12:47 PM
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Master Dwellar
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you're shirt is blue today isn't it Grav??
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06-21-2012, 02:18 PM
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a beautiful fool
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06-21-2012, 03:03 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I gave a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur because I smoked crack.
Sheesh, you try to do better in life but all these awful truths come back to haunt you. Barney seemed ok with it. *shrug* He was all like 'i love you' and I'm like yeah who doesn't buddy and he's all like 'you love me' and I was all WHOA big fella I just want my twenty bucks. |
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06-21-2012, 03:08 PM
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Master Dwellar
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must. stop. coming. to. this. page. at. work.
omg i'm laughing so hard! and damn i wish i was in that barney suit. with a fist full of twenties!
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06-21-2012, 03:13 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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 Actually kinda french mustard yellow...appropriately enough.
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