Make Your Own Sentence
 

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I fucked Madonna because i stink

I ran naked with a piece of shit because I got an orgasm.

Well hey...it ain't every day ya ken?

Brilliant. I like.

I took a crap on a Jew because I'm gay.

It's like they KNOW me!

I did a blowjob to a clown because I'm gay.

Well that makes actual sense

I shot a porn star because I smoked crack.

Another one that makes sense.

I fucked a robot because that's what I am.

makes sense if I'm a robot.

I can't be the only naked shit-runner around here surely?

I pissed on a monkey because I'm racist.

Ewwwwww. I feel racist just writing that.
I should have taken my top off first.

I don't know about giving out that kind of info...I don't want just anybody to know what kind of shirt I may or may not be wearing.

you're shirt is blue today isn't it Grav?? :p:

NEVER too late to take your top off. ...or too early, for that matter.

I gave a blowjob to Barney the dinosaur because I smoked crack.

Sheesh, you try to do better in life but all these awful truths come back to haunt you.

Barney seemed ok with it. *shrug* He was all like 'i love you' and I'm like yeah who doesn't buddy and he's all like 'you love me' and I was all WHOA big fella I just want my twenty bucks.

must. stop. coming. to. this. page. at. work.

omg i'm laughing so hard!

and damn i wish i was in that barney suit. with a fist full of twenties!

:lol2:

Actually kinda french mustard yellow...appropriately enough.