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View Poll Results: Fave Single-celled Organism?
Amoeba 3 27.27%
Paramecium 5 45.45%
Euglena 2 18.18%
Single-celled organisms are beneath me 4 36.36%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 12-09-2011, 12:11 PM   #1
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4 out of 9 Dwellars prefer paramecia.
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Paramecia: Number 8 in your program, Number 1 in your heart.
Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:17 PM   #2
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Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.
Ya know, I found this lovely song on YouTube the other day (under other circumstances) but it applies here perfectly. I offer this in rebuttal to you, Lamplighter, because I trust you'll see it in the humorous spirit I intend. I had envisioned introducing it in some other, more genuinely hostile conversation, I may still do so. But for now, I have this to say about that!



ps, please expand the lyrics in the description for a fuller understanding of this very cheerful "sounding" song
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:28 PM   #3
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It does have a nice melody !
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:40 PM   #4
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Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.
I have no authority. I fought it, it always wins.

You're a protist! Well, actually you're an anti-protist!
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:13 AM   #5
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Post 'why' if you're so inclined.
'why'
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:43 PM   #6
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What's your angle?
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Old 12-09-2011, 11:37 PM   #7
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What's your angle?
I'm acute.
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:12 AM   #8
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Why's everything got to be a cell? I vote for the classic, hemorrhagic, zombie apocalypse-causing virus.
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:34 AM   #9
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I'll vote for the transmissible spongiform encephalopathy-causing prions,
just to show I can be either: a protist and/or an anti-protist.
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:42 PM   #10
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btw, happy voter monkey, you're the best. How can you love just one, they're all so adorable!
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:59 PM   #11
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I'm so inclined...
How inclined are you?
I'm so inclined, I need a protractor to get things straight.
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Old 12-09-2011, 06:03 PM   #12
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That incongruent statement might encompass a lot of parallel ideas.

(I'm sorry. Really. I know. It's awful. I'm sorry.)

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Old 12-10-2011, 10:20 AM   #13
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spermatozoon
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Old 12-11-2011, 11:36 AM   #14
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Old 12-11-2011, 08:51 PM   #15
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my current fave sso is Rick Snyder.
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