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Old 07-24-2011, 04:20 PM   #1
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Zombie Dog!!!!

Dumbasses. Everybody knows you got take the head clean off...
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Old 07-24-2011, 06:28 PM   #2
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Why in the hell wouldn't they take it to the vet?

Yeah yeah I know all about road kill and putting animals out of their suffering, but geez, do the job properly or don't do it at all otherwise you're just another dickhead with a blunt object.
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:41 PM   #3
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Maybe if guns were more easily available in Kentucky... damn liberals.
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Old 07-24-2011, 11:40 PM   #4
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Maybe if guns were more easily available in Kentucky... damn liberals.
Sheriffs deputy with no gun??? Are they importing these guys from London these days?
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Old 07-25-2011, 03:56 AM   #5
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Hi Joe, good to see you around!
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Old 07-25-2011, 07:42 AM   #6
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Maybe if guns were more easily available in Kentucky... damn liberals.
That may be the funniest thing I've heard this year.

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Old 07-25-2011, 07:43 AM   #7
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Also, don't ya just know that dog's name was 'Lucky'?
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Old 07-25-2011, 07:57 AM   #8
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I reckon he doesn't feel lucky. First he gets hit by a car, then some sod whacks him over the head with a hoe, then he finds himself damn well buried!


And what's the difference between a garden hoe and the regular kind?
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:01 AM   #9
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And what's the difference between a garden hoe and the regular kind?
A regular ho charges for sex.
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Old 07-25-2011, 08:26 AM   #10
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(just made that up then, does it work?)
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Old 07-26-2011, 06:34 AM   #11
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's workin'.

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