Zombie Dog!!!!
 

Dumbasses. Everybody knows you got take the head clean off...:headshake

Why in the hell wouldn't they take it to the vet?

Yeah yeah I know all about road kill and putting animals out of their suffering, but geez, do the job properly or don't do it at all otherwise you're just another dickhead with a blunt object.

Maybe if guns were more easily available in Kentucky... damn liberals.

Sheriffs deputy with no gun??? Are they importing these guys from London these days?

Hi Joe, good to see you around!

That may be the funniest thing I've heard this year.

:D

Also, don't ya just know that dog's name was 'Lucky'?

I reckon he doesn't feel lucky. First he gets hit by a car, then some sod whacks him over the head with a hoe, then he finds himself damn well buried!


And what's the difference between a garden hoe and the regular kind?

A regular ho charges for sex.

One turns sods for a trick, the other turns tricks for a sod.


(just made that up then, does it work?)

's workin'.

:lol2: