Pies That Make You Angry

[Juniper]

Pee-kahn. I love 'em. And almonds. But I can't stand walnuts unless they're inside something that hides the bitterness; sort of a metaphor there, but it's almost two a.m. and I can't think of what for.

I just made a pumpkin pie today. Didn't make me angry at all; it turned out perfect! I've been craving one ever since I didn't make one for Thanksgiving. I made carrot cake instead. That was good too.

I love pie. But I absolutely HATE making pie crust. Don't know why; it seems like a simple enough process, but I really prefer just unrolling it out of a box.

Okay wait, there is a pie that makes me angry. Raspberry/blackberry pie, with all those little annoying crunchy seeds. Blech. And Coconut. I hate coconut.