Sept 25, 2009: Dead Dogs Barking - Page 5

Adak · 10-01-2009, 09:41 PM

Sorry DVC, but ewe'd better look elsewhere.

Bitches (the real one's) wouldn't be suitable for "lonely nights". They are only receptive for a week or so, every few months, and when copulating, she will clamp down, locking the male's member inside her, involuntarily.

That dog is going nowhere until she cools down a bit.

Speaking of Ewe's: All part of the natural world, but
<<This is not for the faint of heart>>
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...num=7&ct=image

spudcon · 10-01-2009, 10:20 PM

I guess I figured out what was going on, but why the rope?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-01-2009, 11:57 PM

That's a leash.

capnhowdy · 10-02-2009, 06:37 AM

I thought it was floss.

Spexxvet · 10-02-2009, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode

With all the various breeds of dogs, bred for all possible tasks...

... Why, sir, was there never a breed, specifically designed for helping the lonely men during long, cold, isolated, winter nights?

There, where no one was around to see, to witness, to tell...?

Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...
...

Rhea Perlman?

TheDaVinciChode · 10-02-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Rhea Perlman?

Oh, please... I'd sooner risk a PBT, than that woman!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-02-2009, 09:22 AM

Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.

TheDaVinciChode · 10-02-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring.

And if her NSFW is anywhere near similar to her mouth...

There'd not be enough lube, or alcohol, or drugs, or a combination of the three, that could make "it" pleasurable, pleasant, or seemingly a good idea... not even for a moment.

Bring on the PitBull!

Spexxvet · 10-02-2009, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDaVinciChode

...Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...

She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.

TheDaVinciChode · 10-02-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

She fits your criteria. You didn't say it had to be boner material.

That's true...

How does she look, on all fours?

spudcon · 10-03-2009, 12:14 AM

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.

Don't leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!!

Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen.

See the photo below .....

BrianR · 10-10-2009, 10:42 PM

Hell, even Cocker Spaniels are more known to bite than a pit. I've known many and they all were big sweethearts. Okay, there was this one pit, but I didn't know it nor did I care to or ever will. It was being trained to fight. I met it and it's owner in Fairmount Park one day. The dog had just finished ravaging and killing some kind of mixed breed that had had it's mouth taped closed and was tightly tied to a tree. The owner said it was to give the dog the taste of blood. It only had that one though as I immediately took out my .45 and shot the dog dead, then placed the smoking muzzle to the owners nose and dared him to say anything. He declined. Amazingly.

I hate fighting dogs and especially the people who make them the way they are. I love dogs but some things cannot be tolerated.

A few of you have met my dog Junior. His pictures are elsewhere on the Cellar. He's a mixed Queensland Heeler and with his fat head, he has been called a pit mix. He's a very nice dog who will put up with a lot and loves anyone who scratches his back or neck. He has bitten four people, three kids. He's a bite and release biter. All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog. Both are major no-nos. I had to save him from the pound once. And when I heard how he came to be there, had to be physically restrained from going off to beat to death the person who dragged my dog from his house and across the street so that he could be legally impounded.

That person mysteriously moved away soon after word got around that I was laying for him.

I protect my dogs as if they were my own children. I would not allow to live any of my dogs if they were actually a threat to people. Junior is not, he's just protective and more territorial than most. His bitees have always been disobeying the rules posted.

There are no dangerous dogs, only dangerous owners.

BTW, my Shih Tzus are the only dogs I've ever had with a killer instinct. They cornered a cat in the yard and were trying to kill it (came close) when the Mrs. rescued the cat. The rest of the pack were only barking and sniffing. The Shih Tzu is one of the least threatening dogs in the world.

You never can tell though.

classicman · 10-11-2009, 06:53 AM

It's not that they bite more, its the not letting go part.

Clodfobble · 10-11-2009, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog.

So the kids climbed your back yard fence? Or they were wandering in your front yard? How did these kids get into his "territory?"

wolf · 10-11-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning.

That appears to be a Staffie (American Staffordshire Terrier), not a pit.

10-01-2009, 10:20 PM	#62
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I guess I figured out what was going on, but why the rope? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-01-2009, 11:57 PM	#63
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's a leash. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-02-2009, 06:37 AM	#64
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I thought it was floss. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-02-2009, 09:22 AM	#67
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, she's probably a nice person, but not exactly boner inspiring. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-03-2009, 12:14 AM	#71
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category and you also have a child or a visiting small child please take this as a warning. Don't leave your dog with a small child unattended under any circumstances!!! Only one little moment was enough for the following to happen. See the photo below ..... Attached Images __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-01-2009, 09:41 PM	#61
Adak Lecturer Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 796	Sorry DVC, but ewe'd better look elsewhere. Bitches (the real one's) wouldn't be suitable for "lonely nights". They are only receptive for a week or so, every few months, and when copulating, she will clamp down, locking the male's member inside her, involuntarily. That dog is going nowhere until she cools down a bit. Speaking of Ewe's: All part of the natural world, but <<This is not for the faint of heart>> http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...num=7&ct=image

10-10-2009, 10:42 PM	#72
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Hell, even Cocker Spaniels are more known to bite than a pit. I've known many and they all were big sweethearts. Okay, there was this one pit, but I didn't know it nor did I care to or ever will. It was being trained to fight. I met it and it's owner in Fairmount Park one day. The dog had just finished ravaging and killing some kind of mixed breed that had had it's mouth taped closed and was tightly tied to a tree. The owner said it was to give the dog the taste of blood. It only had that one though as I immediately took out my .45 and shot the dog dead, then placed the smoking muzzle to the owners nose and dared him to say anything. He declined. Amazingly. I hate fighting dogs and especially the people who make them the way they are. I love dogs but some things cannot be tolerated. A few of you have met my dog Junior. His pictures are elsewhere on the Cellar. He's a mixed Queensland Heeler and with his fat head, he has been called a pit mix. He's a very nice dog who will put up with a lot and loves anyone who scratches his back or neck. He has bitten four people, three kids. He's a bite and release biter. All four were either in his territory without supervision or abusing the dog. Both are major no-nos. I had to save him from the pound once. And when I heard how he came to be there, had to be physically restrained from going off to beat to death the person who dragged my dog from his house and across the street so that he could be legally impounded. That person mysteriously moved away soon after word got around that I was laying for him. I protect my dogs as if they were my own children. I would not allow to live any of my dogs if they were actually a threat to people. Junior is not, he's just protective and more territorial than most. His bitees have always been disobeying the rules posted. There are no dangerous dogs, only dangerous owners. BTW, my Shih Tzus are the only dogs I've ever had with a killer instinct. They cornered a cat in the yard and were trying to kill it (came close) when the Mrs. rescued the cat. The rest of the pack were only barking and sniffing. The Shih Tzu is one of the least threatening dogs in the world. You never can tell though. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-11-2009, 06:53 AM	#73
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	It's not that they bite more, its the not letting go part. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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