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ZenGum · 05-11-2009, 09:18 PM

Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945.

On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried!

Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted.

Sing it with me now...

On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia!
On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion!

Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks.

05-11-2009, 09:18 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945. On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried! Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted. Sing it with me now... On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia! On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion! Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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