no offence
 

how many months are there in an orangemans calendar,


5

january , febuary and march march march!

hehe

Actually, I can't believe this year is almost half over already.

orangemen?

yes, I know what orangemen are. just never heard a joke about them before.

Oops - sorry - I thought this thread was about the 2009 Dallas Cowboys.

please fry in a byre, sir

lol - thought you'd like that jim.

Cowboys fan, eh LJ? I like ya anyway.

I guess this wasn't funny enough to go in the humor thread. A whole thread for one joke. Carry on.

it is nothingland......

Speaking of Marching ... Gen. Patton found a novel way to motivate his troops as they drove through Germany in 1945.

On to Czeckoslovakia! they cried!

Why? Germany was an enemy country, and any fratenization with the civilian population was strictly forbidden. Czeckoslovakia was considered an occupied ally, and so "fraternization" was permitted. :doit:

Sing it with me now...

On, on, on to Czeckoslova-a-kia!
On, on, on to fraterniza-a-tion!

Way to motivate the troops. The French may march on their stomachs (which is the only way to stop them from running away) but the Americans navigate with their dicks.

No offence, but this thread sux! :)

Nothings worse than....

Why do people always say things like "no offence" and then go right on ahead and do so?

(not that like 95% of the board had no freaking clue without a visit to wikipedia)

I'm just saying, you look funny and smell bad, is all I'm saying. What? I'm just saying... Why are you getting mad? I'm just saying...