|
|
|||||||
| Home Base A starting point, and place for threads don't seem to belong anywhere else |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:04 AM
|
#1 | |
|
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
|
Quote:
The laws of nature don't change for my daughter. When she grows up, she will get the best man that her looks can get her, unless she is gay and prefers women. The rules are different in this case. I don't consider my wife to be "disposable". I love her just the way she is. That is the person I married. That is the deal I signed up for. If she gets plastic tits, she is saying she doesn't want to be with me anymore because I've been clear about how I feel in this matter.
__________________
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:14 AM
|
#2 | |
|
Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 4,808
|
Quote:
Huh, I'm screwed. (Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)
__________________
per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:21 AM
|
#3 | |
|
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
|
Quote:
I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them. Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
__________________
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:22 AM
|
#4 | |
|
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
|
Quote:
 And just an aside: the phrase is "couldn't care less." If you "could care less" you care at least a little and you can go down from there.
__________________
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 02-06-2009 at 10:50 AM. |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:22 AM
|
#5 | |
|
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
|
Quote:
__________________
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:26 AM
|
#6 | |
|
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
|
Quote:
Bruce? 'Spode? Sarge? All the funny, decent, intelligent, articulate men who have complimented me in the past? Yeah. You thought I was the best you could get (because it works both ways). I refuse to believe that crap.
__________________
Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:20 AM
|
#7 | |
|
lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
Posts: 20,774
|
Quote:
I mean what happens if your wife gets tired of your crap, and decides that the guy that will give her the plastic hooters is a much better catch, and off she goes along with your daughter and your daughter is no longer a part of your life. The last time you divorced there wasn't a child involved.
__________________
  wolf eht htiw og"Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis |
|
|
|
|
|
02-06-2009, 10:22 AM
|
#8 | |
|
Constitutional Scholar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ocala, FL
Posts: 4,006
|
Quote:
I'll kill my wife before I let her take my daughter from me. If she wants to leave, she leaves her daughter and me.
__________________
"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
|
|
|
|
|
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
