Things not to say when asking for a date

[richlevy]

Originally posted by Nothing But Net
[BFive minutes into our conversation I said this:

NBN: "I remember talking about your tattoo..." (She has one plainly visible on her breast in my photo of her, and I recall her saying the night we met that 'Laser is expensive')
"Have you ever considered having someone try to suck it off?"
Marie: "WHAAAAT???"

I'm surprised she kept speaking to me after that.
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You know, I just flashed back to Mel Brook's "Silent Movie", with Marty Feldman making indecent proposals to every woman in the movie until one finally said yes.

You were just playing the odds. Think of what would have happened if she had said yes.