Do You Own a Gun? - Page 44

monster · 06-04-2007, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

One of these, Preprogram 16 messages, scrolls up to 80 characters each or text with the help of a library of 100 words and phrases.
Can be set to run all the time, on a switch, or with your brake lights.

That's the sucker. Solong as it's not limited to the preprogrammed library of 100 words

Beest has several paintball markers (guns), you'll have to come on over and borrow one, Jim. Thing is, the paint's too expensive to waste on morons who can't drive.

Radar · 06-04-2007, 05:44 PM

That's pretty cool, and would come in very handy here in Southern California.

Undertoad · 06-04-2007, 07:50 PM

OK, here's a case where the remote control is so shitty as to be life-threatening.

You thought it was hard to hit the pause button in the dark, now try it at 80 MPH when some crazy-ass motherfucker has just cut you off on the exit ramp!

What we clearly need, people, are big-ass buttons that say

SORRY

and

THANKS

and

FUCK YOU

These big red buttons should have rounded edges, and should be visible in different colors and shapes, in the driver's peripheral vision, so that the driver does not inadvertently select the wrong one.

This one is not like picking the wrong intermittent wiper setting. You are communicating with average human beings. This could be your life, people.

monster · 06-04-2007, 08:17 PM

I need the following options

"start praying"
"get off your fucking phone"
"that mascara ain't gonna make you look any prettier in the morgue"

ok, maybe that' last one's a little lengthy.........

piercehawkeye45 · 06-04-2007, 09:22 PM

I'm wasn't the one pathetically attacking someone with all the information I knew about the other. My perspective is valid whether you like it or not, and is held up by many people that are older than both of you. The age card can only work sometimes, but not in this instance because we are talking about philosophy which is purely opinion and I wasn't the one flinging insults around left and right.

monster · 06-04-2007, 09:40 PM

Well I think MASHfreak has a lot going for him. Specifics of the argument aside, he has taken an interest in the topic, questoned and -most importantly- not allowed himself to be beaten down. He may be wrong, he may be right, frankly, I don't care. What he is, is true to himself, not afraid to speak out and not willing to be told "because I said so" by his elders. Many an internet veteran would have slunk away by now.

....And thank goodness he's not my child.

(they know their place....)

Spexxvet · 06-05-2007, 08:13 AM

To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.

monster · 06-05-2007, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.

that'd work.

Spexxvet · 06-05-2007, 08:41 AM

National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?

Spexxvet · 06-06-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?

Tough question?

Radar · 06-06-2007, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?

Yes, they do. All people have the right to travel freely. The government might violate this right, but they still have it.

piercehawkeye45 · 06-05-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.

That wouldn't get abused....I like it.

Spexxvet · 06-05-2007, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piercehawkeye45

That wouldn't get abused....I like it.

It's a joke. Don't you know George Carlin? He's a comedian.

Spexxvet · 06-05-2007, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

It's a joke. Don't you know George Carlin? He's a comedian.

Sorry, missed your hidden message.

Shawnee123 · 06-05-2007, 09:12 AM

I picture people walking around with said darts sticking out of various orifices.

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06-04-2007, 05:44 PM	#2
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	That's pretty cool, and would come in very handy here in Southern California. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

06-04-2007, 08:17 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I need the following options "start praying" "get off your fucking phone" "that mascara ain't gonna make you look any prettier in the morgue" ok, maybe that' last one's a little lengthy......... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-04-2007, 09:40 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well I think MASHfreak has a lot going for him. Specifics of the argument aside, he has taken an interest in the topic, questoned and -most importantly- not allowed himself to be beaten down. He may be wrong, he may be right, frankly, I don't care. What he is, is true to himself, not afraid to speak out and not willing to be told "because I said so" by his elders. Many an internet veteran would have slunk away by now. ....And thank goodness he's not my child. (they know their place....) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-05-2007, 08:13 AM	#7
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-04-2007, 07:50 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OK, here's a case where the remote control is so shitty as to be life-threatening. You thought it was hard to hit the pause button in the dark, now try it at 80 MPH when some crazy-ass motherfucker has just cut you off on the exit ramp! What we clearly need, people, are big-ass buttons that say SORRY and THANKS and FUCK YOU These big red buttons should have rounded edges, and should be visible in different colors and shapes, in the driver's peripheral vision, so that the driver does not inadvertently select the wrong one. This one is not like picking the wrong intermittent wiper setting. You are communicating with average human beings. This could be your life, people.

06-04-2007, 09:22 PM	#5
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I'm wasn't the one pathetically attacking someone with all the information I knew about the other. My perspective is valid whether you like it or not, and is held up by many people that are older than both of you. The age card can only work sometimes, but not in this instance because we are talking about philosophy which is purely opinion and I wasn't the one flinging insults around left and right.

06-05-2007, 08:41 AM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-05-2007, 09:12 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I picture people walking around with said darts sticking out of various orifices. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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