Competetive eating

[Kingswood]

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.