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footfootfoot 02-03-2007 08:15 PM

Competetive eating
 
Not really sure what to make of this, I was surprised at how thin the kid is, but then he is 23...

http://www.ifoce.com/eaters.php?action=detail&sn=106

kerosene 02-03-2007 08:39 PM

I hope I am not alone in my finding the concept of "competetive eating" disturbing.:eek:

Cloud 02-03-2007 08:43 PM

people and their hobbies fascinate me.

SteveDallas 02-03-2007 09:37 PM

I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .

Cloud 02-03-2007 09:43 PM

I think the human race is pretty much ALL about competitive sex.

Urbane Guerrilla 02-03-2007 11:43 PM

Human race? That's all of evolution, Cloud. More precisely, competitive reproduction, but let's just say sex figures heavily in this.

Cloud 02-04-2007 01:12 AM

my point

SteveDallas 02-04-2007 01:10 PM

I meant "competitive" as in... public.. with a scoreboard... leagues... standings.. tournaments.. championships.... etc.... nevermind.

Cloud 02-04-2007 01:30 PM

where do I sign up?

footfootfoot 02-04-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 312796)
I wonder if competitive sex is far behind . . . .

Behind, in front, on top, underneath, and probably every position you can imagine.

Cloud 02-04-2007 08:13 PM

many women engage in competitive non-eating

freshnesschronic 02-05-2007 01:23 AM

He has nothing on Takeru Kobayashi!

Kingswood 02-15-2007 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 312796)
I once heard a biologist friend of mine say that animals have a tendency to divide the world in two... things they can eat, and things they can fuck.

Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.

nowhereman 02-16-2007 07:49 AM

"Well, he really stuck that mount, Bob. I've never seen a more creative use of the springboard... Oh, he fell off - this is really going to hurt his score."

Spexxvet 02-16-2007 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingswood (Post 316238)
Antelope looks at lion. "Can I eat this? Nope. Therefore ..."

The lion's surprise at being accosted by a randy antelope was short lived, as the lion then dealt with the antelope in a more conventional manner - by eating the antelope for lunch.

Moral: Prey animals must be mindful of the unlisted third category: things that can eat them.

Maybe even a fourth category: Things that can fuck you. That would include non-voluntary fucking. Ow!


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