What would you teach in the school of life?

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Originally Posted by Pie

Birth Control 101. (I am really thinking about teaching this one -- with Planned Parenthood)

I, too, have dreams of teaching a similar course to high school students. It will come in three parts, separated by gender:

BOYS:
1.) Why a reversible vasectomy is the best $400 you will ever invest.
2.) Why you will not, in fact, have any control over what she decides to do with the baby.
3.) Why she has the legal right to take all your money and teach your children that you're Satan.

GIRLS:
1.) How to get yourself a prescription for the Pill without your parents knowing
2.) How to find a good adoptive family.
3.) How to ignore your female relatives' sentimental bullshit about "not giving up blood" regardless of how unprepared you are to be a mother.