What ARE women like, Fargon?

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Women are like a side of french fries;
Your mates are always trying to steal them from under your nose,
Some people like ketchup on them, others mayonnaise,
There are either never enough or too many,
Not so great when they are cold,
Come in a range of shades from pale to dark,

There are probably other similarities.

they get dry and wrinkly with age
you need a napkin to wipe your mouth after eating them

what?