Give Her Flowers
Hey Dudes, you all know if your sweet little buttercup is off in a snit, flowers will usually at least get you supper... even if it's peanut butter sandwiches.
Now there's no reason to be dipping into beer money to blow seven bucks on a fancy bouquet. You can make your own bouquet, and it won't be dead in three days like those high rent walmart jobs. The only downside is if she assaults you with them, it'll really hurt. Oh, and this ain't no tinfoil origami either, these are heavy duty, straight from bar stock.
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