The 35 dumbest things said on the internet

[toranokaze]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Hang on ... some water is celery, isn't it? Celery is (I dunno, say...) 80% water. That water, the stuff that makes up the celery, kind of "is" celery.

The way water is in celery is not the way water is in a bottle - not topologically inside it, but metaphysically as one of its constituents.

Some water is celery, but not much. Thankfully.

In the same way cars have doors, but a car isn't a door or house is made of wood, wood are made from trees but trees are not houses.