The Motorola W260G Is A Goddamned Turd.

[Gravdigr]

That pretty much sums it up. Yes, I know it's an old model phone, it was a turd when it was new. But, it's such a turd of a phone, Ima say it again:

The Motorola W260G is a goddamned turd.

I don't think I can be a "Proper U.S. Citizen" as long as I carry this phone.

Honey Badger don't give a shit, 'cause he has one of these phones and he's trying to get it to work.

Stephen Hawking tried to set the time on one of these phones, and he's been in a wheelchair ever since.

Chuck Norris looked at one of these phones, and wept.

Clodfobble's brain cannot comprehend this phone.

I tried to throw this phone into a fire, and the fire gathered itself like a hoop skirt and ran off.

This phone's image does not appear in mirrors.

I tried shooting it with silver bullets...It shot back.

I threw it into a black hole, the hole spit it back out.

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