Observations about the tiny town I live in

[BigV]

you tell your story in your own inimitable way, and the part about "The City" made me laugh. But your story isn't all funny. If a midnight F bomb is a disruption, that's not funny. I like my city, I like my little neighborhood. My area's bigger than yours but we're in close quarters here. I've had my neighbor to the north make the same complaint about my dog, minus the F bomb, from within his house which I heard inside my house. A (very) short time later, I solved the problem at his front door.

Our neighborhood is pretty small though. I know a number of them. Just yesterday I had to break in a new ice cream truck driver for the shorter children of the block. Cause we're all just kids at heart.