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10-17-2010, 11:08 PM | #1 | |
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Oct 18, 2010: Swag Stash
OK, now all parents please leave this thread, now.
As a matter of fact, all adults please leave this thread. Are they gone, kids? Yes? Good. Now I want to set ya straight, and I wouldn’t bullshit ya, ‘cause were bestest friends, right? Cool, now Hallowe’en is coming up and that’s the big candy score, so ya gotta be prepared. I know I know, Christmas and Easter there’s a lot of candy around, but the big people are in control. Hallowe’en is different, you get to control how much candy you can grab for your own, no sharesies. First thing is, ya probably won’t be able to make trips. Nope, one shot is all you’ll get, make it count. That means your swag stash has gotta be the best. Lookie here... Now over at myscienceproject they did this all scientifical... Quote:
See, loft and spatial distribution, told ya it was scientifical. The pillowcase is king! The next thing is, don’t bring it all home. The big people will freak out about sugar, and start rationing, you know, you’ve heard it all before. Then when ya go to bed, they eat all your good shit, like they think ya won’t notice a few pieces. But those few pieces are always the chocolate bars, the big bullies. So hide half in the shed, or someplace, but make sure the rats and squirrels can’t get it, they’re worse than the big people. OK, now you’re all set, and don’t tell the big people about this... you know, like before. That worked out ok, didn’t it? I mean everything healed ok and all, right? Cool.
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