Ok, you're dead...

monster · 10-22-2009, 09:34 PM

So, I'm dead. I don't care what they do. But if someone was paying me to create the best/most original funeral ever for someone I didn't give an emotional fig about.....

How about turning them into compost and giving each mourner a Gerbera Daisy planted in some of that compost. Of course, googly eyes would be lovingly glued to each flower.

Or...
like the Visible Human projects, freeze and thin slice them and give each mourner a framed slice..... or turn the slices into a new line of designer clothing and hold an auction at the wake...

chop up the body and hold a geocaching event to reassemble it for burial

Luxury Shark-fishing trip with the deceased as bait....

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10-22-2009, 09:34 PM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So, I'm dead. I don't care what they do. But if someone was paying me to create the best/most original funeral ever for someone I didn't give an emotional fig about..... How about turning them into compost and giving each mourner a Gerbera Daisy planted in some of that compost. Of course, googly eyes would be lovingly glued to each flower. Or... like the Visible Human projects, freeze and thin slice them and give each mourner a framed slice..... or turn the slices into a new line of designer clothing and hold an auction at the wake... chop up the body and hold a geocaching event to reassemble it for burial Luxury Shark-fishing trip with the deceased as bait.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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