Sept 25, 2009: Dead Dogs Barking

[TheDaVinciChode]

Originally Posted by Adak

Dogs were viewed and used as helpers, not pets.

With all the various breeds of dogs, bred for all possible tasks...

... Why, sir, was there never a breed, specifically designed for helping the lonely men during long, cold, isolated, winter nights?

There, where no one was around to see, to witness, to tell...?

Soft, short teeth, slender body, not too much saliva/drool, good temperament, eager to please...

It can, nay, it must be done!