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View Poll Results: Jackson's Death: How do you feel about it?
Gutted. it's the day the boogie died 0 0%
Saddened. And his poor children... 14 26.42%
Meh. Didn't know him, wasn't into his music 12 22.64%
Unsurprised. Lifestyle choices like that, bound to happen 13 24.53%
Glad. One less kiddy-fiddler to worry about 2 3.77%
Something else (please explain if you can) 12 22.64%
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:07 PM   #11
Sundae
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So....tonight I had this really stupid guy in my office buying a car [massive snip] I'm still tickled
I texted my Mum the actual joke. She sent one back saying Yu Tinker x. I forget she learned how to text from my 14 year old niece.

The full anecdote is now mine to tell though. I love it. I have no-one else to tell, sadly. But in years to come, when I have friends, it will be mine.

Anyway, to the point of this message...
I was sat in the town centre reading (a library book - resting from walking like a demon in the heat) and I almost-heard a woman reading out Michael Jackson jokes from her phone. What clued me in was the joke LJ heard of course, although it was 6 year old nuts in his throat. But she kept reading them, in a flat voice on and on and on. Nothing worse than a badly told joke, unless it's a badly told joke I can't hear properly.

When I got up to walk away I looked over to where they were. Two women, fag-ashing away. One with a 6 year old, one with a 10 year old in tow (approx ages). And she'd been reading these really quite filthy jokes out like a shopping list in front of them. Luckily they both looked as clueless as their mothers, so my hope is it won't do them any lasting harm.

FTR - anyone else concerned that Jackson Pere is going to be bringing up Michael's children?
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