The Virgin Chronicles

[elSicomoro]

So, I was watching Last Call with Carson Daly earlier this morning, with actress-model Rebecca Romijn-Stamos as his guest. She was discussing a project that her husband, actor John Stamos, developed called "The Virgin Chronicles." Apparently, it is some sort of pilot he is trying to develop, in which people's first "conquests" are interviewed years after the event occurs. For the first one, Stamos interviewed his wife's first lay. I don't know what the status of this project is, but it sounds like something that might get picked up by the USA Network or a smaller main network like UPN.

This got me thinking...what on earth would my first say about me?

My first happened to be my first serious girlfriend, with whom I spent over a year. It ended semi-amicably, although we haven't spoken in over 5 years now. Last I heard, she was more of a fucking nutjob than she was when I was with her.

Hopefully she's grown up in the last few years, so she might have something nice to say. More than likely though, I suspect it would be something mean-spirited that would make me out to be the mean ol' boyfriend that broke her heart. Boo fucking hoo.

Granted, it's all about the past...but given how people don't seem to want to let go of the past in the current world, one can't help but wonder what the implications of a show like this could bring.

Time for damage control...once I'm rich and famous, I can't have some shit like this in the Enquirer.