Bambi's Aunt Rides Again

[Undertoad]

Hee!

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Brianna

ps - if Sundae eats me due to the apocolypse my wish is to be stewed in Smirnoff first.

I respect you so much for not making a cunnilingus post.

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Sundae

...(every male chick hatched is killed).

Male chick?

And what's a cunnilingus post? Is it like a pierced tongue?

[infinite monkey]

Sometimes the stars align in a single post:

I respect you so much for not making a cunnilingus post.
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The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten - Big V

[Sundae]

I was trying to be sly in my sense of humour.
Edit now and I have a chance to edit too

[Trilby]

Have I been insulted?

[infinite monkey]

Not at all, but it was too perfect to pass up!

It could've been anyone!

[BigV]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Male chick?

And what's a cunnilingus post? Is it like a pierced tongue?

No, the tongue gets (and gives) a different treatment.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Brianna

ps - if Sundae eats me due to the apocolypse my wish is to be stewed in Smirnoff first.

I believe Smirnoff is for pickling, not stewing.

[TheMercenary]

Ghosts, deer are.

Can't wait to kill a few for some really great dinners. Most of my buds have taken one this year, I have only had a chance to get out 4 times.

[Nirvana]

Originally Posted by Sundae

I wouldn't turn down a venison dinner.
At least the doe had a better life than the vast majority of dairy cows or egg laying chickens (every male chick hatched is killed).

Is that in the UK?

[monster]

Originally Posted by Sundae

(every male chick hatched is killed).

Originally Posted by Nirvana

Is that in the UK?

I never heard of that before. i understood the males were the "young whole chickens" sold for roasting and other quality chicken meat, and the females were kept for egg-laying and then ended up in chicken "products" (pies, soup etc).

guess its time for some research.....

[Nirvana]

/\WSS and all the dairy cows I know get their breakfast brought to them, then they get their tits washed and massaged. Then they lounge around all day regurgitating, then its time for dinner and another tit wash/massage.

[footfootfoot]

OH the Deermanity!

Started earlier today. My hunting buddy decided to head over to where the deer had come from yesterday instead of his spot where he was yesterday. I was in the tree again, he was on the ground. As he walked toward the tree stand (his spot was beyond it) He stopped because there was B's Aunt munching on apple drops.

He slowly backed off and she ran. He waited a while and headed back to his spot. I went up the tree thinking "Well this spot's done.) But I hung out anyway for about an hour. I noticed she'd made a big circle and was now just slightly downwind of me (I was mostly deodorized -- oh and another thing I thought I had packed my camo, but hadn't, So I was up there with blue jeans.)

She slowly made her way back to the apple tree keeping an eye on me the whole time. I just stood there trying not to sway and trying to look very tree-trunk like. She finally arrived and all the apple drops were gone. She took a few little sniffs and then walked away.
I was kicking myself because after I had gotten up into the stand, and was all roped-in I noticed the drops were gone and I though maybe I should go shake the tree a bit.

Tomorrow.

There was one moment where she was lined up, but she still had her eye on me. I didn't want to risk moving because then she would have made me. She left thinking I was just a funky tree limb.

There's three more night of Bow/Doe then it's Bucks only.

As it was, if my friend had stayed in his original spot he would have had a great shot at her.

Thanks UT and Big V and Infi and Nirvana and Monster and Merc and Sundae.
And Brianna, you know you want me.

[Trilby]

footy - look for these on the ground.

That should help.