Toddler boy - Page 2

lumberjim · 06-10-2010, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Who is JB? (I'm hopeless, aren't I?)

You know how you can call someone ugly or fat unless they actually ARE, and then if you do, you're the jerk?

well, I'm not saying JB is actually insane..... but I'm still a jerk.

Sundae · 06-10-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Who is JB? (I'm hopeless, aren't I?)

Not at all, it just means I do not mention the goodness that is John Barrowman enough on this board!

He's giving a talk at the National. I won't be sitting there drooling like a fangurl. I will simply be listening intelligently. Oh, and basking in the light that comes from being in the presence of male beauty...

classicman · 06-10-2010, 10:30 AM

lol - I was thinking Jim Beam or James Brown

Happy Monkey · 06-10-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Not at all, it just means I do not mention the goodness that is John Barrowman enough on this board!

He'll be moving to Starz next year.

Sundae · 06-10-2010, 11:10 AM

I reference that in the RFN picture thread.
I'm SO happy.

squirell nutkin · 06-10-2010, 10:15 PM

Tulip, if the tip of his foreskin is red and inflamed then it might be infected, but most likely, as everyone has pointed out, the behaviour is recreational.

The more cool and casual you are when talking to him about it the more forthcoming he will be.

E.g. "That feels good, doesn't it?" VS "What are you doing?"
The first can segue into "IT's fine to do in private, but most people aren't that keen on watching you do it. Oh and by the way, have you tried this new hand soap with the dinosaur on it?"

The second approach will lead to a stone wall.

lookout123 · 06-10-2010, 10:20 PM

Just tell him jebus kills a kitten every time he touches it. He won't quit touching himself but it'll get the guilt and self loathing up to appropriate levels.

monster · 06-10-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Tulip, if the tip of his foreskin is red and inflamed then it might be infected, but most likely, as everyone has pointed out, the behaviour is recreational.

The more cool and casual you are when talking to him about it the more forthcoming he will be.

E.g. "That feels good, doesn't it?" VS "What are you doing?"
The first can segue into "IT's fine to do in private, but most people aren't that keen on watching you do it. Oh and by the way, have you tried this new hand soap with the dinosaur on it?"

The second approach will lead to a stone wall.

As a female non-parental relative, I'd avoid the "That feels good, doesn't it?" part of that....

just go for the "honey, it's ok for you to play with that if you really want to, but this is not a good time for sharing, so please take it to the bathrom"

squirell nutkin · 06-10-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

As a female non-parental relative, I'd avoid the "That feels good, doesn't it?" part of that....

just go for the "honey, it's ok for you to play with that if you really want to, but this is not a good time for sharing, so please take it to the bathrom"

Good point, Monster.

monster · 06-10-2010, 10:49 PM

yay!

I finally broke my good point cherry!

squirell nutkin · 06-11-2010, 12:53 AM

Well, that's a first for me too.

Tulip · 06-11-2010, 11:39 AM

Thanks everyone for your input!

I never knew a toddler is from age 1-3. I thought a toddler is from age 2-5.

My nephew usually just touches his wee wee when he's naked, as in the bath or right afterwards when he hasn't worn any clothes yet. But as soon as his pants are on, he doesn't really reach for it. He wasn't doing it in public so that wasn't a concern for me. I will keep in mind what y'all said so in case it starts becoming an issue.

monster · 06-11-2010, 12:15 PM

toddler refers to that wobbly walk they do at that age. But toddler clothes go from 1-5

Clodfobble · 06-11-2010, 03:32 PM

And yet "boy" clothes start at size XS (4-5.) It's all screwed up.

skysidhe · 06-11-2010, 08:34 PM

I agree with SN and Monster but lets not forget the dinosaur soap.
I chuckled. I got a great image of SN being one heck of a cool grampa one day.

06-10-2010, 10:30 AM	#18
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - I was thinking Jim Beam or James Brown __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-10-2010, 10:15 PM	#21
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Tulip, if the tip of his foreskin is red and inflamed then it might be infected, but most likely, as everyone has pointed out, the behaviour is recreational. The more cool and casual you are when talking to him about it the more forthcoming he will be. E.g. "That feels good, doesn't it?" VS "What are you doing?" The first can segue into "IT's fine to do in private, but most people aren't that keen on watching you do it. Oh and by the way, have you tried this new hand soap with the dinosaur on it?" The second approach will lead to a stone wall. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

06-10-2010, 10:20 PM	#22
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Just tell him jebus kills a kitten every time he touches it. He won't quit touching himself but it'll get the guilt and self loathing up to appropriate levels. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2010, 10:49 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yay! I finally broke my good point cherry! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-11-2010, 12:53 AM	#26
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	Well, that's a first for me too. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

06-10-2010, 11:10 AM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I reference that in the RFN picture thread. I'm SO happy.

06-11-2010, 11:39 AM	#27
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Thanks everyone for your input! I never knew a toddler is from age 1-3. I thought a toddler is from age 2-5. My nephew usually just touches his wee wee when he's naked, as in the bath or right afterwards when he hasn't worn any clothes yet. But as soon as his pants are on, he doesn't really reach for it. He wasn't doing it in public so that wasn't a concern for me. I will keep in mind what y'all said so in case it starts becoming an issue.

06-11-2010, 12:15 PM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	toddler refers to that wobbly walk they do at that age. But toddler clothes go from 1-5 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-11-2010, 03:32 PM	#29
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	And yet "boy" clothes start at size XS (4-5.) It's all screwed up. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-11-2010, 08:34 PM	#30
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I agree with SN and Monster but lets not forget the dinosaur soap. I chuckled. I got a great image of SN being one heck of a cool grampa one day.

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