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Old 04-07-2009, 04:25 PM   #1
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This means Lj will be able to last 3 minutes!



http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7987061.stm
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:16 PM   #2
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What if you are already in the negative range? Will it shorten the premature time so one can get closer to the target before launch? Not that I know anything about that...
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Old 04-07-2009, 05:18 PM   #3
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What if you are already in the negative range? Will it shorten the premature time so one can get closer to the target before launch? Not that I know anything about that...
Got ya coming and going, huh?
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Old 04-07-2009, 06:06 PM   #4
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This means Lj will be able to last 3 minutes!
not in the morning, it don't
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Old 04-07-2009, 07:44 PM   #5
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not in the morning, it don't
I can help you with that.
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:00 PM   #6
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Jesus Jumped Up Christ!! Up to four minutes??!!

I am a god.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #7
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What if you are already in the negative range? Will it shorten the premature time so one can get closer to the target before launch? Not that I know anything about that...
By the same token.... well, six times zero is zero.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:11 PM   #8
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The spray, developed at the Royal Victoria Hospital in Belfast, contains local anaesthetics that numb the penis.
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PSD502 helped 90% of the men enjoy sex for up to four minutes, where they had previously only lasted for seconds.
Really? Sausage in a tunnel syndrome is enjoyable? Who knew.
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Old 05-05-2009, 05:35 PM   #9
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as anyone can tell you.....premature ejaculation is in the mind, not the wang.

if you're so horny that you go off half cocked, you need to take a couple practice shots before you go out on that date.
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:17 PM   #10
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Heh. You just gave me an idea for a new user title.

Try saying that 5 times fast...
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Old 05-06-2009, 01:43 PM   #11
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Old 05-06-2009, 02:46 PM   #12
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as anyone can tell you.....premature ejaculation is in the mind, not the wang.

if you're so horny that you go off half cocked, you need to take a couple practice shots before you go out on that date.
Um...what if you have the opposite problem? Like shag, shag, shag and *never* get off.

Is the treatment for that just for me to go write my phone number in all the ladies bathrooms?
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:02 PM   #13
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Adjust your meds. I had that problem at 20 mg, but at 15 I'm good to go.
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Old 05-06-2009, 03:33 PM   #14
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Maybe Tantra would help. Gawd, I can't imagine having sex with someone who lasted only four minutes. Poor bastards probably never get laid.
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Old 05-07-2009, 12:26 PM   #15
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Who needs a spray a condom would numb it enough
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