Moving to Australia

theotherguy · 07-06-2007, 11:35 AM

Well, maybe if it paid a salary.

need a job?

fargon · 07-06-2007, 01:41 PM

Not fair I want to enter the contest.

Aliantha · 07-06-2007, 08:13 PM

haha...now that looks like a great job!

DucksNuts · 07-06-2007, 08:58 PM

They have my CV, and my audition disc.

richlevy · 07-08-2007, 03:02 PM

Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.

Cloud · 07-08-2007, 06:35 PM

now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

richlevy · 07-08-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

I did not. However, now that you mention it, there is a lot of beach in Australia, which means a lot of water.

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Elaine: What, you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No. Like when you're in a pool... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-09-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.

Yes.

theotherguy · 07-10-2007, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

They have my CV, and my audition disc.

I will need a copy of that too please. You know, just to help the process along.

DucksNuts · 07-10-2007, 06:48 PM

You mean you missed the link???

theotherguy · 07-11-2007, 11:29 AM

Sadly. I am beating off myself, I mean, beating up myself over it.

DucksNuts · 07-11-2007, 09:51 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot, you and I are sposed to have freaky cyber sex huh?

theotherguy · 07-12-2007, 08:37 AM

We are? Somewhere along the way, I didn't get that memo.

07-06-2007, 11:35 AM	#1
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Moving to Australia Well, maybe if it paid a salary. need a job?

07-06-2007, 01:41 PM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Not fair I want to enter the contest. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-06-2007, 08:13 PM	#3
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	haha...now that looks like a great job! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-08-2007, 03:02 PM	#5
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

07-08-2007, 06:35 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . . __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-06-2007, 08:58 PM	#4
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	They have my CV, and my audition disc.

07-10-2007, 06:48 PM	#10
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	You mean you missed the link???

07-11-2007, 11:29 AM	#11
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Sadly. I am beating off myself, I mean, beating up myself over it. __________________ I should be working.

07-11-2007, 09:51 PM	#12
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Oh yeah, I forgot, you and I are sposed to have freaky cyber sex huh?

07-12-2007, 08:37 AM	#13
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	We are? Somewhere along the way, I didn't get that memo. __________________ I should be working.

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