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theotherguy 07-06-2007 11:35 AM

Moving to Australia
 
Well, maybe if it paid a salary.

need a job?

fargon 07-06-2007 01:41 PM

Not fair I want to enter the contest.:mecry:

Aliantha 07-06-2007 08:13 PM

haha...now that looks like a great job!

DucksNuts 07-06-2007 08:58 PM

They have my CV, and my audition disc.

richlevy 07-08-2007 03:02 PM

Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.:rolleyes:

Cloud 07-08-2007 06:35 PM

now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

richlevy 07-08-2007 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 362115)
now, did you just call all the men down under teenieweenies? I'm sure there'll be some sort of repurcussions from that . . .

I did not. However, now that you mention it, there is a lot of beach in Australia, which means a lot of water.:rolleyes:

Quote:

George Costanza: Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What, you mean like laundry?
Jerry: No. Like when you're in a pool... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

xoxoxoBruce 07-09-2007 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 362086)
Can men with freakishly large penises apply? I'm not sure they will have condoms that fit.:rolleyes:

Yes.

theotherguy 07-10-2007 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 361818)
They have my CV, and my audition disc.

I will need a copy of that too please. You know, just to help the process along. :D

DucksNuts 07-10-2007 06:48 PM

You mean you missed the link???

theotherguy 07-11-2007 11:29 AM

Sadly. I am beating off myself, I mean, beating up myself over it.

DucksNuts 07-11-2007 09:51 PM

Oh yeah, I forgot, you and I are sposed to have freaky cyber sex huh?

theotherguy 07-12-2007 08:37 AM

We are? Somewhere along the way, I didn't get that memo.


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