Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 13

sir john · 01-30-2009, 11:16 PM

jolly good, some exploration is getting done well done chaps

wolf · 01-31-2009, 12:24 AM

I do believe some of the boys have gone native. Only to be expected in the tropics. Mad dogs and Englishmen and all that.

DucksNuts · 01-31-2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Nigel

Hallooo, fellows! I seem to have fallen into a bit of quicksand, but quick thinking and a large stick helped get me out. Trust me, usually my large stick stick gets me INTO trouble more often than out of it, ho ho!

Sir Nige is soooooooo mine

Griff · 01-31-2009, 08:40 AM

Let us erect a warning.

Undertoad · 01-31-2009, 10:56 AM

It is funny how some people really want to keep a heavy hand on their site. No funny biness allowd. I want to say, thanks for the warning but we are pretty much game for whatever.

Quote:

The following message was sent to you via the The Cellar Contact Us form by WhiteKnight.

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Members of the forums at the website Principiadiscordia.com have begun to troll your site.
They call it a 'forum safari'

These users are definitely trolls:

* sir john - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15269
* JPB - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15274
* Sir Nigel - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15273
* Dr Livingstoned - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15267
* madjack - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15279
* Merrick - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15288
* where are the fnords - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15270
* Reckoner - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15271
* GungaDin - hxxp://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15272
* Sir Ralph - http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15268

How do I know this? I keep an eye out on them to make sure they don't troll sites like they did mine.

Keep an eye out
thank you.

Sir Nigel · 01-31-2009, 11:06 AM

Good heavens! Who could this WhiteKnight be? An emissary from a rival group of researchers, perhaps?

Surely he had no need to be insulting. We may not ALL be the handsomest fellows, but I wouldn't describe any of us as "trolls".

We certainly appreciate your willingness to tolerate our little band of travellers under the shelter of your huts for a few days, and hope you'll have a bite to eat and a drop of brandy with us while we're by.

zenarchist.swordsman · 01-31-2009, 12:42 PM

Journal Entry, Chaos 31, YOLD 3175:

Early Morning. I have partially deciphered the runes upon the boundary marker and have used the directions provided to find my way to the local settlements. Upon arriving I have found a small group of our party has made it into this new territory. Basecamp has been established with only one tea related incident. This surely seems a good sign. I have noted which of my fellow explorers have survived the stinking humid trek through the jungle here in my notebook, and will send a report back to the Academy soon.
.....
[Section Torn Out]
.....
Lunch. While sipping brandy with Sir Nigel, one of the natives has approached our camp waving a torn piece of journal paper. It seems someone had approached him near their latrine grounds (and remained anonymous by hiding within the trenches). This nefarious character handed our native friend my list of Safari members... torn from my VERY JOURNAL, and began spouting filthy lies about our people. Horrible accusations of theft, rape and pillaging.

Our native host has told us that he doesn't believe these horrible slanders, as they fly in the face of our behavior while we have been guests here. He seems concerned about what this theft might mean to the relations between our groups. Sir Nigel seems to have calmed the poor fellow's nerves and thanked him for revealing this theft. This development will require quite the deliberation from the Safari. I shall break out the whiskey. [End Journal Entry]
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Sir Nigel! [Offeres up a small cup of whiskey.] This recent theft has me suspecting the porters we hired on at the last town.... Or could someone be shadowing the Safari? Could this possibly be one of the Pterodactyls agents? Could they really have caught up to us while most of our party remains scattered in the jungle? How shall we approach this new threat?

sir john · 01-31-2009, 12:59 PM

there are no safaris without dangers old chap, i dare say that given this agents predilection for hiding in the latrines we may be able to track him by scent alone..

Shawnee123 · 01-31-2009, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

It is funny how some people really want to keep a heavy hand on their site. No funny biness allowd. I want to say, thanks for the warning but we are pretty much game for whatever.

Half the time I don't even know what's going on with this sarari thing, and I'm finding it very amusing!

classicman · 01-31-2009, 01:11 PM

Yeh - I, for one, am confident that between the moderators and dwellers here that together we can handle whatever may happen, if anything. They have been well behaved guests so far. Again welcome weary travelers and please rest as long as you need/like.

sir john · 01-31-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Half the time I don't even know what's going on with this sarari thing, and I'm finding it very amusing!

three quarters of the time we safari members don't know what is going on so you are doing rather well, no two safaris are alike and different challenges are faced at every turn, all par for the course in the life of a intrepid explorer of the Internet wilds. wot wot

classicman · 01-31-2009, 01:26 PM

Sir John, how long may we expect your stopover to last? Where are you headed next?

Shawnee123 · 01-31-2009, 01:27 PM

Stay for a while. We haz beerz.

We got 'em from chrisinhouston's fridge.

sir john · 01-31-2009, 01:32 PM

camp will be struck in a day or two, we haven't received word from the royal academy yet as to our next destination, the unfortunate cause of many lost explorers that and the unreliable use of porters to communicate, we will try to send a map back to the cellar so that any of you fine gentlemen who wish to can join the safari in our next base camp.

fargon · 01-31-2009, 02:21 PM

We are amused, We will be addressed as Lord Fargon from now on!

01-31-2009, 12:24 AM	#182
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I do believe some of the boys have gone native. Only to be expected in the tropics. Mad dogs and Englishmen and all that. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-31-2009, 08:40 AM	#184
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Let us erect a warning. Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-31-2009, 11:06 AM	#186
Sir Nigel Alphabetarian Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Africa Posts: 12	Good heavens! Who could this WhiteKnight be? An emissary from a rival group of researchers, perhaps? Surely he had no need to be insulting. We may not ALL be the handsomest fellows, but I wouldn't describe any of us as "trolls". We certainly appreciate your willingness to tolerate our little band of travellers under the shelter of your huts for a few days, and hope you'll have a bite to eat and a drop of brandy with us while we're by. __________________ --I love kippers!

01-31-2009, 01:11 PM	#190
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Yeh - I, for one, am confident that between the moderators and dwellers here that together we can handle whatever may happen, if anything. They have been well behaved guests so far. Again welcome weary travelers and please rest as long as you need/like. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-31-2009, 01:26 PM	#192
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sir John, how long may we expect your stopover to last? Where are you headed next? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-30-2009, 11:16 PM	#181
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	jolly good, some exploration is getting done well done chaps

01-31-2009, 12:42 PM	#187
zenarchist.swordsman Provocateur Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 9	Journal Entry, Chaos 31, YOLD 3175: Early Morning. I have partially deciphered the runes upon the boundary marker and have used the directions provided to find my way to the local settlements. Upon arriving I have found a small group of our party has made it into this new territory. Basecamp has been established with only one tea related incident. This surely seems a good sign. I have noted which of my fellow explorers have survived the stinking humid trek through the jungle here in my notebook, and will send a report back to the Academy soon. ..... [Section Torn Out] ..... Lunch. While sipping brandy with Sir Nigel, one of the natives has approached our camp waving a torn piece of journal paper. It seems someone had approached him near their latrine grounds (and remained anonymous by hiding within the trenches). This nefarious character handed our native friend my list of Safari members... torn from my VERY JOURNAL, and began spouting filthy lies about our people. Horrible accusations of theft, rape and pillaging. Our native host has told us that he doesn't believe these horrible slanders, as they fly in the face of our behavior while we have been guests here. He seems concerned about what this theft might mean to the relations between our groups. Sir Nigel seems to have calmed the poor fellow's nerves and thanked him for revealing this theft. This development will require quite the deliberation from the Safari. I shall break out the whiskey. [End Journal Entry] -------------------------------------------- Sir Nigel! [Offeres up a small cup of whiskey.] This recent theft has me suspecting the porters we hired on at the last town.... Or could someone be shadowing the Safari? Could this possibly be one of the Pterodactyls agents? Could they really have caught up to us while most of our party remains scattered in the jungle? How shall we approach this new threat?

01-31-2009, 12:59 PM	#188
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	there are no safaris without dangers old chap, i dare say that given this agents predilection for hiding in the latrines we may be able to track him by scent alone..

01-31-2009, 01:27 PM	#193
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Stay for a while. We haz beerz. We got 'em from chrisinhouston's fridge. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-31-2009, 01:32 PM	#194
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	camp will be struck in a day or two, we haven't received word from the royal academy yet as to our next destination, the unfortunate cause of many lost explorers that and the unreliable use of porters to communicate, we will try to send a map back to the cellar so that any of you fine gentlemen who wish to can join the safari in our next base camp.

01-31-2009, 02:21 PM	#195
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	We are amused, We will be addressed as Lord Fargon from now on! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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