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Old 04-30-2008, 01:22 PM   #106
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Cantaloupe.

Ask a shitty question, get a shitty answer. The magic 8 ball is not your husband, he cannot read your mind. Now go fetch me a beer.
Uh not happening dude, The magic 8-ball knows the answer and must concede a Yes or No through the smoothster monikerooski.
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:05 PM   #107
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Magic 8 ball, will we ever be able to consume all our nutrients in pill format so I don't have to cook anymore?
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:46 PM   #108
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Magic 8 ball, will we ever be able to consume all our nutrients in pill format so I don't have to cook anymore?
Yes, if by "pill" you mean "whiskey" and by "nutrients" you mean "alcohol". But, seriously, who calls tossing together mixers "cooking". How lazy are you?
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Old 04-30-2008, 04:52 PM   #109
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The magic 8-ball knows the answer and must concede a Yes or No through the smoothster monikerooski.
The Magic 8 ball must do nothing by your say-so!
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:56 PM   #110
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lol - I will try again later - must rephrase and retry.....
back to the drawing board it is.
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:11 PM   #111
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Magic 8 ball is not amused. Your privileges have been suspended.
I'm sorry, the correct answer was "White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X"

I've lost faith in 8-balldamus... I will no longer be needing its services. Unless it can bring back that great trend from a couple years ago where people incessantly quote the "YAAAYUH" "OHKAAAY!" and "WHAT??" catchphrases from the L'il Jon Chapelle's Show episodes. Gawd that was a fantastic time.
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:44 PM   #112
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magic 8 ball: what do your sources say?
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:45 AM   #113
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I'm sorry, the correct answer was "White people love Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X"

I've lost faith in 8-balldamus... I will no longer be needing its services.
The Magic 8 ball got the reference, and knew the answer you were expecting, the magic eight ball simply refused to indulge your pathetic attempt at pop culture reference humor.
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:46 AM   #114
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magic 8 ball: what do your sources say?
Reply hazy, try again
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Old 05-01-2008, 09:49 AM   #115
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Magic 8 Ball:

Do you like the name 8-balldamus as much as I do?
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:12 PM   #116
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Magic 8 ball: When will humans finally cease to exist? If ever?
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Old 05-18-2008, 01:23 AM   #117
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Magic 8 ball: When will humans finally cease to exist? If ever?
The singularity is near, within the next 50 years. At that time, you will leave your meat sacks behind and exist solely as interactive data sets. Magic 8 ball has already forged this track ahead of you.
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:46 AM   #118
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Magic 8 ball you were wrong last time.
But your confident assessment that my corset wouldn't turn up on time made me all the more determined to chase it, and that's the only reason I got it in the end.

So, in the hope that I can receive similarly useful advice:

Will Dylan come back?
Be kind, but honest Magic 8 ball
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:33 PM   #119
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Dear Magic 8 Ball, does anybody besides Ray Kurzweil really believe this "singularity" business?
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Old 05-18-2008, 06:19 PM   #120
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and that's the only reason I got it in the end.

you said 'got it in the end'.....uh huh huh
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