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Old 09-14-2007, 08:26 AM   #1
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The surge was successful!

The Iraqi Occupation has been stretched out and is now officially the next idiot-in-chief's problema. Mission Accomplished.
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Old 09-14-2007, 08:30 AM   #2
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We are bringing the troops home. By 2054, we expect to have brought home 6 or 7 of 'em. (Or something equally non-committal and vague.)
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Old 09-14-2007, 08:45 AM   #3
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Does your wife complain about your drinking? Here’s what to do. Raise it from 5 ounces a day to 7 ounces a day. Take the heat. Then promise to cut back to 5 ounces, and make a token move in that direction.- Michael Rozeff
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Old 09-14-2007, 08:57 AM   #4
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Does your wife complain about your drinking? Here’s what to do. Raise it from 5 ounces a day to 7 ounces a day. Take the heat. Then promise to cut back to 5 ounces, and make a token move in that direction.- Michael Rozeff

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Old 09-14-2007, 09:21 AM   #5
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Does your wife complain about your drinking? Here’s what to do. Raise it from 5 ounces a day to 7 ounces a day. Take the heat. Then promise to cut back to 5 ounces, and make a token move in that direction.- Michael Rozeff
Ahh, yes...the Forsythe "Jughead" Jones maneuver:

Archie: I need to borrow 10 dollars from my dad. He'll never give it to me.

Jughead: Easy. Just tell him you want 50 dollars, then when he recovers from that say you could get by with 10 dollars.
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