UFO arrives on demand...

Troubleshooter · 08-02-2005, 12:17 PM

http://filecabi.net/v.php?file=ufoon...340&height=320

Prophet Yahweh summons a UFO much to the surprise of an ABC channel 13 news reporter.

Soon after this video was released, ABC rescinded on doing an additional interview. The reason? "the story is being blown way out of proportion so I don`t think it would be too wise to do anything else concerning this story."

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The prophet Yahweh seems to have a rather prodigious google presence.

http://www.google.com/search?q=ufoon...en-US:official

08-02-2005, 12:42 PM

Well, I don't know about the video, my computer wouldn't run it, but when I clicked on the links, one of them was about THIS

Interesting. You're about two months late with the UFO thing, TS. I believe Yahweh's latest project is to call down an army of space aliens for the CBS evening news this coming Thursday.

jinx · 08-02-2005, 12:46 PM

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pyufos/

<tt>http://www.bibleufo.com<wbr>/prophet1.htm</tt>

Trilby · 08-02-2005, 12:53 PM

This Thursday, you say? Good. I'm bored as all hell.

wolf · 08-02-2005, 01:05 PM

Anybody from Las Vegas able to confirm this is real news story rather than a carefully prepared hoax?

Happy Monkey · 08-02-2005, 01:26 PM

It is a real news story that treats a carefully prepared hoax as legitimate.

Trilby · 08-02-2005, 01:29 PM

How could it be prepared? The station picked the time, place and day. And Yaweh's Prophet does admit that he only does what the voices in his head tell him to do...he's just following orders. I am really counting on the Thursday night invasion of UFO's to break up the week.

Oh, well. If it doesn't happen there is a show on the HISTORY channel about dragons that night...

Happy Monkey · 08-02-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

How could it be prepared? The station picked the time, place and day.

I never heard the details on that. When did they give him that information relative to the time he actually had to perform? The more time there is between the events, the easier it is.

However, even if they just drove around and randomly picked a place, let him out of a car, and let him do his thing, there's a relatively simple way to do it. Just have an accomplice waiting outside the station, who follows the station vehicle until the place is chosen, keeps driving to a spot that is a predetermined direction from the chosen spot, and release a weather balloon. While this is happening, "Prophet Yahweh" is giving his introductory speech and then his incantation, which he keeps doing until he locates the balloon in the sky, shouts out, and points to it.

lookout123 · 08-02-2005, 02:10 PM

damn, HM, you are going to be assimilated by the Borg before you are willing to accept their reality.

Happy Monkey · 08-02-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Oh, well. If it doesn't happen there is a show on the HISTORY channel about dragons that night...

Speaking of which, has anyone here ever read a book that gives a pseudoscientific dissertation on how dragons could have existed? A roommate from college showed it to me, and it was pretty fun. I think the basic premise was a) they were essentially hydrogen balloons with armored heads, which is why they hid in caves, b) they didn't hoard gold - their stomach acid was powerful enough to digest anything but gold, so if they ate a knight, they'd leave a pile of gold in their cave, c) they hunted using hypnotic eyes to lure prey towards the cave d) the eplosive power of the hydrogen combined with the high-powered acid explains why no skeletons remain.

Fun book.

Elspode · 08-02-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Speaking of which, has anyone here ever read a book that gives a pseudoscientific dissertation on how dragons could have existed? A roommate from college showed it to me, and it was pretty fun. I think the basic premise was a) they were essentially hydrogen balloons with armored heads, which is why they hid in caves, b) they didn't hoard gold - their stomach acid was powerful enough to digest anything but gold, so if they ate a knight, they'd leave a pile of gold in their cave, c) they hunted using hypnotic eyes to lure prey towards the cave d) the eplosive power of the hydrogen combined with the high-powered acid explains why no skeletons remain.

Fun book.

Was it the Journal of Irreproducible Results ? I seem to recall having seen that in one of their anthologies many years ago.

08-02-2005, 06:17 PM

Oh, I ADORE THE JIR! Someday, I'm going to have a paper published in it, I just know! So far though, some idiot somewhere on the top of Mt Everest or something always has managed to reproduce one of my results. I have high hopes for the space invasion come Thursday, though!

Happy Monkey · 08-02-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Was it the Journal of Irreproducible Results ? I seem to recall having seen that in one of their anthologies many years ago.

No, though that's fun too. This was a large-format book, similar in size to some of those pressed-fairies-type books, but thicker. It had tons of illustrations as well.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-03-2005, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Speaking of which, has anyone here ever read a book that gives a pseudoscientific dissertation on how dragons could have existed? A roommate from college showed it to me, and it was pretty fun. I think the basic premise was a) they were essentially hydrogen balloons with armored heads, which is why they hid in caves, b) they didn't hoard gold - their stomach acid was powerful enough to digest anything but gold, so if they ate a knight, they'd leave a pile of gold in their cave, c) they hunted using hypnotic eyes to lure prey towards the cave d) the eplosive power of the hydrogen combined with the high-powered acid explains why no skeletons remain.

Fun book.

The Flight Of Dragons, back in the late Seventies. I've got a copy around here somewhere...

plthijinx · 08-02-2005, 01:43 PM

great. not only do i have to worry about birds and other planes when i fly, i gotta watch out for UFO's too!

08-02-2005, 12:17 PM	#1
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	UFO arrives on demand... http://filecabi.net/v.php?file=ufoon...340&height=320 Prophet Yahweh summons a UFO much to the surprise of an ABC channel 13 news reporter. Soon after this video was released, ABC rescinded on doing an additional interview. The reason? "the story is being blown way out of proportion so I don`t think it would be too wise to do anything else concerning this story." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The prophet Yahweh seems to have a rather prodigious google presence. http://www.google.com/search?q=ufoon...en-US:official __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

08-02-2005, 12:46 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pyufos/ <tt>http://www.bibleufo.com<wbr>/prophet1.htm</tt> __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-02-2005, 12:53 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	This Thursday, you say? Good. I'm bored as all hell. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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08-02-2005, 12:42 PM	#2
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Well, I don't know about the video, my computer wouldn't run it, but when I clicked on the links, one of them was about THIS Interesting. You're about two months late with the UFO thing, TS. I believe Yahweh's latest project is to call down an army of space aliens for the CBS evening news this coming Thursday.

08-02-2005, 01:29 PM	#7
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	How could it be prepared? The station picked the time, place and day. And Yaweh's Prophet does admit that he only does what the voices in his head tell him to do...he's just following orders. I am really counting on the Thursday night invasion of UFO's to break up the week. Oh, well. If it doesn't happen there is a show on the HISTORY channel about dragons that night... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-02-2005, 02:10 PM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	damn, HM, you are going to be assimilated by the Borg before you are willing to accept their reality. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-02-2005, 06:17 PM	#12
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, I ADORE THE JIR! Someday, I'm going to have a paper published in it, I just know! So far though, some idiot somewhere on the top of Mt Everest or something always has managed to reproduce one of my results. I have high hopes for the space invasion come Thursday, though!

08-02-2005, 01:43 PM	#15
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	great. not only do i have to worry about birds and other planes when i fly, i gotta watch out for UFO's too! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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