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Old 10-17-2012, 06:49 AM   #1
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The Mistery Monkey

Down here in StPete we have this monkey roaming the streets.. and they are trying to trap it.. I got 20 bucks that says they won't catch him.. run monkey run...
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:19 AM   #2
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Please, think of the monkeys!
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:34 AM   #3
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Is it an Infinite Monkey or a Happy Monkey?
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Old 10-17-2012, 08:47 AM   #4
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Three years ago, when he first escaped, he was hanging about in the trees by my office. I'm in Clearwater.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:25 AM   #5
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I heard on the Colbert report that he jumped on the back of some old lady down there.

good for him!
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:31 AM   #6
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Little old lady who?

(Oh, sorry, sometimes I just break into yodel for no apparent reason.)
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:42 AM   #7
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guuuurrrrrrrrrl.

Colbert called it Monkey on the Gram instead of Monkey on the Lam which was a section about a different escaped monkey. I would LOVE to have a secret monkey in our neighborhood. That would be really cool.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 10-17-2012, 10:44 AM   #8
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In The Life of Pi he talks about there being way more escaped critters running around than we could ever imagine.

Right now, at this very moment, there could be an elephant in this room!
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:52 AM   #9
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In The Life of Pi he talks about there being way more escaped critters running around than we could ever imagine.

Right now, at this very moment, there could be an elephant in this room!
if you're where I think you are, you are probably right!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 10-17-2012, 10:53 AM   #10
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Yep!
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:24 AM   #11
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I think we should make a game called mystery monkey.. so when someone new shows up we can test to see how "sane" they are I mean common it's a dangerous world you know.. have you ever seen faces of death and they all pound the monkey in the head and eat his brains??
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Old 10-18-2012, 08:29 AM   #12
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I think we should make a game called mystery monkey.. so when someone new shows up we can test to see how "sane" they are I mean common it's a dangerous world you know.. have you ever seen faces of death and they all pound the monkey in the head and eat his brains??
I hereby nonmiate JBKlyde as to the officail postion of new mmeber sanity testing.

Since it's all relative anyway.

Brass Monkey... that funky Monkey.

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Old 10-18-2012, 10:12 AM   #13
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I hereby nonmiate JBKlyde as to the officail postion of new mmeber sanity testing.

Since it's all relative anyway.

Brass Monkey... that funky Monkey.

I second the nomination.
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Old 10-17-2012, 04:11 PM   #14
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That's a spunky monkey.

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Old 10-17-2012, 05:03 PM   #15
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Much needed grins brought to you by the gravdigr. He'll be here all week, try the toe jam.

Thanks, you funny people.
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