Thus Far...

Linus · 05-09-2006, 08:01 AM

...the morning has embraced me with rapist hugs.

Aside from being tired, having to sleep with soggy, sludge filled nasal canals, waking up in a euphoric adrenaline rush of allergic sneezing, gasping and wheezing and all at 0530, only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits me after I drag my semi lifeless body from the bed to the shower... but the real kicker is when I sat down for a balanced breakfast... only to find out on my first bite of sugar coated lard squares...that my freshly squeezed Nigerian breast milk I have so desperately been craving... at $30 an ounce... was sour...

You have a good morning.

barefoot serpent · 05-09-2006, 09:08 AM

dude, we have Myanmarian breast milk over here in Lawrence.

Linus · 05-09-2006, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

dude, we have Myanmarian breast milk over here in Lawrence.

HAHA...werd.

IM going to be up in lawrence here in a few weeks... its going down at the PoolRoom.

barefoot serpent · 05-09-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Linus

its going down at the PoolRoom.

may have to check it out. will I need my Kevlar vest?

Trilby · 05-09-2006, 09:11 AM

Linus, I DO feel your pain. I have soooo been there. Now, don't you have a special blanket of some sort that helps to soothe you?

Linus · 05-09-2006, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Linus, I DO feel your pain. I have soooo been there. Now, don't you have a special blanket of some sort that helps to soothe you?

yeah but its in the wash... after the sour breast milk... yeah...

Cheyenne · 05-09-2006, 09:29 AM

"only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits"

I have a 45 second commute.

:p

mrnoodle · 05-09-2006, 09:42 AM

I can hook you up some Nigerian. Let me talk to my guy.

romuh doog · 05-09-2006, 06:21 PM

Perhaps.....????

Some saline and KY jelly for your nasal canals?
Some plastic pillow case covers for your allergies?
Some large space suits for your cats?
Some hyph0-allergenic(Dreft, Tide Free) laundry detergent for your sheets, comforter and jammies?
Some no-lard, whole grain, no-soy atta-boy muselix cereal?
Some gotta getta goat milk....much cheaper at $2.67 a can and the air-fare for a Nigerian goat would me MUCH cheaper.

And last but not least......now that you are drinking goat milk and saving money, not sneazing and feeling miserable you could afford a taxi, screw driving and rest peacefully in the back of a taxi while wearing cucumber slices over your eyes covered by a restful frozen eye mask until you are awoken by the taxi driver 5 minutes before arriving at work?

It was just

a thought.

Kagen4o4 · 05-09-2006, 08:41 PM

one word

suicide.

or a hot bath, whatevers easiest

Cheyenne · 05-10-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

one word

suicide.

or a hot bath, whatevers easiest

That is 7 words you silly ozzie.

JayMcGee · 05-10-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
one word

suicide.

or a hot bath, whatevers easiest

That is 7 words you silly ozzie.

thats abuse, cheyenne..... he can't help it if he was deported afore finishing primary school....

Cheyenne · 05-10-2006, 08:48 PM

I sowwy. *kisses kegans lil cheek* is i forgibben?

Kagen4o4 · 05-10-2006, 11:48 PM

hi hi hi, you's forgibben

Cheyenne · 05-11-2006, 12:15 AM

oh yayb, now i can sweeps tonight.

05-09-2006, 08:01 AM	#1
Linus Hey look at me! Join Date: May 2006 Location: KS Posts: 18	Thus Far... ...the morning has embraced me with rapist hugs. Aside from being tired, having to sleep with soggy, sludge filled nasal canals, waking up in a euphoric adrenaline rush of allergic sneezing, gasping and wheezing and all at 0530, only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits me after I drag my semi lifeless body from the bed to the shower... but the real kicker is when I sat down for a balanced breakfast... only to find out on my first bite of sugar coated lard squares...that my freshly squeezed Nigerian breast milk I have so desperately been craving... at $30 an ounce... was sour... You have a good morning. __________________ "...Can I start you off with a drink?" "Yes... I'll have a Valium and some Robitussin..."

05-09-2006, 09:08 AM	#2
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	dude, we have Myanmarian breast milk over here in Lawrence. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

05-09-2006, 09:11 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Linus, I DO feel your pain. I have soooo been there. Now, don't you have a special blanket of some sort that helps to soothe you? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-09-2006, 09:29 AM	#7
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	"only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits" I have a 45 second commute. :p __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

05-09-2006, 09:42 AM	#8
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I can hook you up some Nigerian. Let me talk to my guy. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-09-2006, 06:21 PM	#9
romuh doog A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here for now Posts: 69	Perhaps.....???? Some saline and KY jelly for your nasal canals? Some plastic pillow case covers for your allergies? Some large space suits for your cats? Some hyph0-allergenic(Dreft, Tide Free) laundry detergent for your sheets, comforter and jammies? Some no-lard, whole grain, no-soy atta-boy muselix cereal? Some gotta getta goat milk....much cheaper at $2.67 a can and the air-fare for a Nigerian goat would me MUCH cheaper. And last but not least......now that you are drinking goat milk and saving money, not sneazing and feeling miserable you could afford a taxi, screw driving and rest peacefully in the back of a taxi while wearing cucumber slices over your eyes covered by a restful frozen eye mask until you are awoken by the taxi driver 5 minutes before arriving at work? It was just a thought.

05-09-2006, 08:41 PM	#10
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	one word suicide. or a hot bath, whatevers easiest __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-10-2006, 08:12 PM	#12
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	Quote: Originally Posted by Kagen4o4 one word suicide. or a hot bath, whatevers easiest That is 7 words you silly ozzie. thats abuse, cheyenne..... he can't help it if he was deported afore finishing primary school.... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

05-10-2006, 08:48 PM	#13
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	I sowwy. kisses kegans lil cheek is i forgibben? __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

05-10-2006, 11:48 PM	#14
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	hi hi hi, you's forgibben __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-11-2006, 12:15 AM	#15
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	oh yayb, now i can sweeps tonight. __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

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