Thus Far...
 

...the morning has embraced me with rapist hugs.

Aside from being tired, having to sleep with soggy, sludge filled nasal canals, waking up in a euphoric adrenaline rush of allergic sneezing, gasping and wheezing and all at 0530, only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits me after I drag my semi lifeless body from the bed to the shower... but the real kicker is when I sat down for a balanced breakfast... only to find out on my first bite of sugar coated lard squares...that my freshly squeezed Nigerian breast milk I have so desperately been craving... at $30 an ounce... was sour...


You have a good morning.

dude, we have Myanmarian breast milk over here in Lawrence.

Linus, I DO feel your pain. I have soooo been there. Now, don't you have a special blanket of some sort that helps to soothe you? ;)

HAHA...werd.

IM going to be up in lawrence here in a few weeks... its going down at the PoolRoom.

yeah but its in the wash... after the sour breast milk... yeah...

may have to check it out. will I need my Kevlar vest?

"only to know of the 40 minute commute that awaits"



I have a 45 second commute.

:p

I can hook you up some Nigerian. Let me talk to my guy.

Perhaps.....????

Some saline and KY jelly for your nasal canals?
Some plastic pillow case covers for your allergies?
Some large space suits for your cats?
Some hyph0-allergenic(Dreft, Tide Free) laundry detergent for your sheets, comforter and jammies?
Some no-lard, whole grain, no-soy atta-boy muselix cereal?
Some gotta getta goat milk....much cheaper at $2.67 a can and the air-fare for a Nigerian goat would me MUCH cheaper.

And last but not least......now that you are drinking goat milk and saving money, not sneazing and feeling miserable you could afford a taxi, screw driving and rest peacefully in the back of a taxi while wearing cucumber slices over your eyes covered by a restful frozen eye mask until you are awoken by the taxi driver 5 minutes before arriving at work?

It was just:eyebrow: a thought.

one word

suicide.

or a hot bath, whatevers easiest

That is 7 words you silly ozzie.

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
one word

suicide.

or a hot bath, whatevers easiest

That is 7 words you silly ozzie.


thats abuse, cheyenne..... he can't help it if he was deported afore finishing primary school....

I sowwy. *kisses kegans lil cheek* is i forgibben?

hi hi hi, you's forgibben ;)

oh yayb, now i can sweeps tonight. :D