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Kozmique · 02-06-2006, 03:21 PM

Hello, I'm Kozmique.
Someone on another board posted an IotD (the giant dead bunny doll) some time back and I've been drawn to this site ever since. I finally decided to join after I saw the picture of the cyclops kitten. My cat had one of those when I was about 13. In addition to the single eye it was outfitted with a long and toothy proboscis. I didn't think to take a picture at the time because I was too busy screaming and running to the other side of the house. Aaahhh.... memories.....

Cyclefrance · 02-06-2006, 05:22 PM

Welcome aboard - sounds as though you have the type of information that fits in well here. Look forward to exchanging views with you. Have a strange creature of a cat myself, but more in the laid-back sense than the scary one. As soon as I can find a way to transfer the picture off my totally useless phone to my PC I'll show you what I mean.

barefoot serpent · 02-06-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Welcome aboard

... and hoist the Jolly Roger!

too bad you miss'd the Talk Like a Pirate thread...

oh well, there's always next time!

xoxoxoBruce · 02-06-2006, 06:35 PM

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oh well, there's always next time!

ARRrrhh.......maybe not, matey. Yea never know when some blaggard's gonna put a shot through your sails. Best not put off shivering your timber and splitting the booty.

Troubleshooter · 02-06-2006, 07:47 PM

Um, the booty is already split. It comes that way out of the wrapper.

monster · 02-06-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Troubleshooter

Um, the booty is already split. It comes that way out of the wrapper.

then you need a bigger wrapper. It'll avoid the camel toe problem too.

Cyclefrance · 02-07-2006, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Welcome aboard - sounds as though you have the type of information that fits in well here. Look forward to exchanging views with you. Have a strange creature of a cat myself, but more in the laid-back sense than the scary one. As soon as I can find a way to transfer the picture off my totally useless phone to my PC I'll show you what I mean.

Managed to send the picture to another phone which is more user friendly so now have the picture on the PC - not so good quality - have blown up a bit which doesn't help either, but at least you get an idea how stressed Calvin the pussy is...

BigV · 02-06-2006, 10:10 PM

September 19, people. Patience. Aarrgh.

Cyclefrance · 02-07-2006, 12:45 AM

While we're on to ships - anyone remember any of the verses to the Rugby song/poem 'The good ship 'Venus'??

I can remember a couple:

The opening one is:

'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a Whore in bed
The mast an erected penis

And the other one I remember:

The first mates name was Carter
By God he was a farter
When the wind didn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go,
Then Carter the farter would start her

Similary verses to rugby versions of 'The Mayor of Bayswater', 'Immobile', and 'These Foolish Things' would also be welcomed

Sundae · 02-09-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

While we're on to ships - anyone remember any of the verses to the Rugby song/poem 'The good ship 'Venus'??

I can remember a couple:

The opening one is:

'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead
Was a Whore in bed
The mast an erected penis

I knew it as:
'Twas on the good ship Venus
By God you should have seen us
The figurehead
Was nude in bed
Sucking a red hot penis....

But I suppose there aren't official versions of this sort of song!

Another verse from memory:
The Captain's wife was Mabel
Whenever she was able
The second mate
She'd fornicate
Upon the galley table

Rude songs like this don't tend to be sung at matches -although some football chants are suprisingly witty. They are sung travelling to & from the game (while mooning out of the back window of a coach) and on drunken nights out.

wolf · 02-07-2006, 01:31 AM

Rugby fans are clearly more literate and talented than American Football fans, who can sometimes manage to shout "you suck" in unison.

(In every other city in the US this is yelled at the opposing team. In Philadelphia, this is yelled at the home team. Opposing teams get snowballs lobbed at their heads, and their fans get beat up and sent to the hospital.)

Welcome, Koz!

SteveDallas · 02-07-2006, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

In every other city in the US this is yelled at the opposing team. In Philadelphia, this is yelled at the home team.

Let's be fair--"Dallas sucks!" is also popular in Philadelphia.

wolf · 02-07-2006, 01:15 PM

I hadn't heard that about you.

SteveDallas · 02-07-2006, 07:41 PM

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I hadn't heard that about you.

I'm not popular with certain people.

Especially telecom salesdroids.

"Here's some pricing. Why don't you sign a contract with us?"

"Hmm that's OK as far as it goes, but I need X and Y too."

"We don't do X. And I'm not sure why you think you need Y--if you run things correctly you should never need Y. We don't and most of our customers don't."

"OK, thanks for playing, we're going to go with somebody else."

"Oh, OK, do you mind if I ask why?"

"Because we want X and Y, and you won't do them, and your competitors will."

"OH OH no wait wait wait we can find somebody to do X!!! Give us another chance."

"Too late."

Oh, sorry for the threadjacking. Welcome to the Cellar!! UT is right about Dr. Demento.

mrnoodle · 02-07-2006, 04:46 PM

roflcopter. thread over.

02-06-2006, 03:21 PM	#1
Kozmique Pirate Queen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Under the black flag Posts: 55	new member Hello, I'm Kozmique. Someone on another board posted an IotD (the giant dead bunny doll) some time back and I've been drawn to this site ever since. I finally decided to join after I saw the picture of the cyclops kitten. My cat had one of those when I was about 13. In addition to the single eye it was outfitted with a long and toothy proboscis. I didn't think to take a picture at the time because I was too busy screaming and running to the other side of the house. Aaahhh.... memories.....

02-06-2006, 05:22 PM	#2
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	Welcome aboard - sounds as though you have the type of information that fits in well here. Look forward to exchanging views with you. Have a strange creature of a cat myself, but more in the laid-back sense than the scary one. As soon as I can find a way to transfer the picture off my totally useless phone to my PC I'll show you what I mean. __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

02-06-2006, 07:47 PM	#5
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Um, the booty is already split. It comes that way out of the wrapper. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

02-06-2006, 10:10 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	September 19, people. Patience. Aarrgh. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-07-2006, 12:45 AM	#9
Cyclefrance Pump my ride! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England Posts: 1,890	While we're on to ships - anyone remember any of the verses to the Rugby song/poem 'The good ship 'Venus'?? I can remember a couple: The opening one is: 'Twas on the good ship Venus By God you should have seen us, The figurehead Was a Whore in bed The mast an erected penis And the other one I remember: The first mates name was Carter By God he was a farter When the wind didn't blow And the ship wouldn't go, Then Carter the farter would start her Similary verses to rugby versions of 'The Mayor of Bayswater', 'Immobile', and 'These Foolish Things' would also be welcomed __________________ Always sufficient hills - never sufficient gears

02-07-2006, 01:31 AM	#11
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Rugby fans are clearly more literate and talented than American Football fans, who can sometimes manage to shout "you suck" in unison. (In every other city in the US this is yelled at the opposing team. In Philadelphia, this is yelled at the home team. Opposing teams get snowballs lobbed at their heads, and their fans get beat up and sent to the hospital.) Welcome, Koz! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-07-2006, 01:15 PM	#13
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I hadn't heard that about you. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-07-2006, 04:46 PM	#15
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	roflcopter. thread over. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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