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01-25-2009, 08:14 AM
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Questionist
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Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal
 I have walked for many days. I'm hoping that the others can find me. I have decided to strike a base camp here, in the hopes that the rest of the party can catch me up. Yolamba (my pack boy) fell the other day crossing the great river to the east. I was forced to eat his remains, for sustenance and use his skull as a tea kettle to warm myself in this cold environment. Still, jolly on and all that. I shall map this location, and look about and see if I can make contact with any of the natives. It looks to be a barren and inhospitable place. If I cannot locate the rest of the party I only hope that someone stumbles upon my frozen corpse and finds these notes usefull. god save the Queen, Dr. Livingstoned. |
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01-25-2009, 12:33 PM
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What do you want? A cookie?
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01-25-2009, 01:08 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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might have some potential here.
Welcome to the Jungle, Doc.
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01-25-2009, 01:30 PM
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Radical Centrist
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01-25-2009, 02:32 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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It also looks like Kenny Everett ...
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01-25-2009, 02:53 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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01-25-2009, 08:01 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Nice to have you on board for all the excitement, eh Livingstone! You seem a straight up sort of fellow. |
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01-25-2009, 05:36 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I really want more of Doc Livingstone's Excellent Adventures. That was pretty darn funny.
Yolamba made me snort.
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01-25-2009, 06:20 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Welcome to The Cellar. Just don't drop your keys if you do kick to fark.com before you bend over to pick them up.
   Watch out for Lumberjim.
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01-25-2009, 07:48 PM
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I can hear my ears
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i immediately thought this was a sock puppet of foot3. but i'm not sure.
if you are a real newb....watch out for fargon..he just comes here every day....he doesn't even work here, really.
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01-26-2009, 11:43 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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01-25-2009, 08:48 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Stoned post & run - prolly never to be seen again. Too bad too, it was rather funny.
(shhh I'm baiting here)
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01-25-2009, 09:34 PM
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Disorderly Orderly
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whats baiting
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01-25-2009, 09:37 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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maybe he r-u-n-n-o-f-t....
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01-25-2009, 10:10 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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Or got turned into a toad.
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