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07-12-2007, 10:47 AM | #1 | |
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July 12, 2007: World's tallest man marries
Congratulations to the world's tallest man, Bao Xishun, who stands 2.36 metres (7 feet 8 inches) tall. He is married. IotD followers will fondly remember how Bao rescued dolphins by reaching into their stomachs. Xia Shujian, his new bride, is 1.68 meters (5 feet 6) tall. Bao was previously worried that they couldn't live together because he tends to break any beds he sleeps on. But a local furniture company donated a newly-made special bed and other furniture. Quote:
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07-12-2007, 11:31 AM | #2 |
A dying breed.
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That kind of man could probably dress as a tree, rob a bank, and get away with it.
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07-12-2007, 11:35 AM | #3 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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07-12-2007, 11:49 AM | #4 |
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07-12-2007, 11:51 AM | #5 |
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I have on occasion been known to be called Coign "Two-black-eyes" McGroper.
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07-13-2007, 03:46 AM | #6 |
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07-13-2007, 07:23 AM | #7 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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GOODFELLAS!!!!!
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07-13-2007, 07:33 AM | #8 |
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You mean said "everything twice, said everything twice"
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07-12-2007, 12:04 PM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Kind of like "Two Dogs ****ing." [/old joke]
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07-12-2007, 12:43 PM | #10 |
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He should have married a midget.
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07-13-2007, 12:57 AM | #11 |
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When your 7'8" everyone is a midget.
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07-13-2007, 05:14 PM | #12 |
go ahead, abbrev. it
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paraphrasing Jack Palance I crap bigger'n him...
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07-13-2007, 01:04 AM | #13 |
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Well, 'two sheds', now we're on Monty Python... The last picture reminded me of the 'buying a bed'-scetch: http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/buybed.htm
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07-13-2007, 01:13 AM | #14 |
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Had a 7'2" room-mate. He was also very muscular. It was very odd.
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07-13-2007, 02:05 AM | #15 |
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his nose looks like its bigger than half her head!
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