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Undertoad

07-12-2007 10:47 AM

July 12, 2007: World's tallest man marries

http://cellar.org/2007/baomarries.jpg

Congratulations to the world's tallest man, Bao Xishun, who stands 2.36 metres (7 feet 8 inches) tall. He is married.

IotD followers will fondly remember how Bao rescued dolphins by reaching into their stomachs.

Xia Shujian, his new bride, is 1.68 meters (5 feet 6) tall.

http://cellar.org/2007/baomarries2.jpg

Bao was previously worried that they couldn't live together because he tends to break any beds he sleeps on. But a local furniture company donated a newly-made special bed and other furniture.

Quote:

"The most important piece is the bed, since I broke two beds before, and some people started to call me 'Break two beds'."

The new bed is 9ft long and 7ft wide: "I hope I won't break this one also," added Bao.

odie number seven

07-12-2007 11:31 AM

That kind of man could probably dress as a tree, rob a bank, and get away with it.

DanaC

07-12-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:

some people started to call me 'Break two beds'."

Now that's a snappy nickname.

Spacecow

07-12-2007 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 363178)

Now that's a snappy nickname.

Not quite as good as Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson...

Coign

07-12-2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spacecow (Post 363181)

Not quite as good as Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson...

I have on occasion been known to be called Coign "Two-black-eyes" McGroper.

Shawnee123

07-12-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 363178)

Now that's a snappy nickname.

Kind of like "Two Dogs ****ing." [/old joke]

Spexxvet

07-12-2007 12:43 PM

He should have married a midget.

mitheral

07-13-2007 12:57 AM

When your 7'8" everyone is a midget.

b°b	07-13-2007 01:04 AM

Well, 'two sheds', now we're on Monty Python... The last picture reminded me of the 'buying a bed'-scetch: http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/buybed.htm

rkzenrage

07-13-2007 01:13 AM

Had a 7'2" room-mate. He was also very muscular. It was very odd.

artemis05

07-13-2007 02:05 AM

his nose looks like its bigger than half her head!

Gravdigr

07-13-2007 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by artemis05 (Post 363456)

his nose looks like its bigger than half her head!

Guess what else is bigger than her head???

Gravdigr

07-13-2007 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Spacecow (Post 363181)

Not quite as good as Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson...

Reminds me of some mafia/mob type movie, one of the characters was a guy called 'Jimmy Two Times', cause he said everything twice.

smurfalicious

07-13-2007 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 363468)

Reminds me of some mafia/mob type movie, one of the characters was a guy called 'Jimmy Two Times', cause he said everything twice.

GOODFELLAS!!!!!

Spexxvet

07-13-2007 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 363468)

Reminds me of some mafia/mob type movie, one of the characters was a guy called 'Jimmy Two Times', cause he said everything twice.

You mean said "everything twice, said everything twice" :rolleyes:

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