Wrong number

lumberjim · 05-30-2004, 09:18 PM

One of my favorite scenes in a movie is from "Ruthless People"

Danny Devito is being interviewed by a police officer after his wife is kidnapped. The phone rings. He answers it, " Hello?......Debbie?.....Yeah, she's here......No, she can;t come to the phone, my dick's in her mouth." and hangs up. The cop looks astounded. "wrong number." devito says. How fucking funny is that?

can anyone top it?...things to say to a wrong number, that is....not the funniest movie scene...
...that's why i named the thread "wrong number", not " funny movie scenes".....

lookout123 · 05-30-2004, 10:20 PM

yes this is david - fine i'll buy whatever you are selling, but do you know how to get blood out of carpet? and drapes, don't forget the drapes.... i mean a lot of blood.... hey you aren't a cop are you???

*click*

Carbonated_Brains · 05-31-2004, 02:29 PM

Let me answer your question with another question...Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?

Sun_Sparkz · 05-31-2004, 06:26 PM

"hello?"

"hi is >>>>> there?"

"No, You've called Abbotts Backyard Abortions, you rape em we scrape em - no fetus can beat us!"

lookout123 · 06-04-2004, 01:25 PM

oh - thank god you called! i really needed a break. i haven't had this much sex since i was a boy scout leader.
*away from phone*
HEY! WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE!!!

click.

05-30-2004, 09:18 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Wrong number One of my favorite scenes in a movie is from "Ruthless People" Danny Devito is being interviewed by a police officer after his wife is kidnapped. The phone rings. He answers it, " Hello?......Debbie?.....Yeah, she's here......No, she can;t come to the phone, my dick's in her mouth." and hangs up. The cop looks astounded. "wrong number." devito says. How fucking funny is that? can anyone top it?...things to say to a wrong number, that is....not the funniest movie scene... ...that's why i named the thread "wrong number", not " funny movie scenes"..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-30-2004, 10:20 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	yes this is david - fine i'll buy whatever you are selling, but do you know how to get blood out of carpet? and drapes, don't forget the drapes.... i mean a lot of blood.... hey you aren't a cop are you??? click __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-31-2004, 06:26 PM	#4
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	not my own! "hello?" "hi is >>>>> there?" "No, You've called Abbotts Backyard Abortions, you rape em we scrape em - no fetus can beat us!" __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

06-04-2004, 01:25 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	oh - thank god you called! i really needed a break. i haven't had this much sex since i was a boy scout leader. away from phone HEY! WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE!!! click. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

05-31-2004, 02:29 PM	#3
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Let me answer your question with another question...Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?

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