Wrong number
 

One of my favorite scenes in a movie is from "Ruthless People"

Danny Devito is being interviewed by a police officer after his wife is kidnapped. The phone rings. He answers it, " Hello?......Debbie?.....Yeah, she's here......No, she can;t come to the phone, my dick's in her mouth." and hangs up. The cop looks astounded. "wrong number." devito says. How fucking funny is that?

can anyone top it?...things to say to a wrong number, that is....not the funniest movie scene...
...that's why i named the thread "wrong number", not " funny movie scenes".....

yes this is david - fine i'll buy whatever you are selling, but do you know how to get blood out of carpet? and drapes, don't forget the drapes.... i mean a lot of blood.... hey you aren't a cop are you???

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Let me answer your question with another question...Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?

not my own!
 

"hello?"


"hi is >>>>> there?"


"No, You've called Abbotts Backyard Abortions, you rape em we scrape em - no fetus can beat us!"

oh - thank god you called! i really needed a break. i haven't had this much sex since i was a boy scout leader.
*away from phone*
HEY! WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR CAGE!!!

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