They can put a man on the moon, BUT...

Flint · 06-23-2010, 07:32 AM

Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

casimendocina · 06-23-2010, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

Wow! Cool! Can you document this in image form next time it happens and post so we can see??????

Shawnee123 · 06-23-2010, 07:42 AM

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Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

Because your mom.

squirell nutkin · 06-23-2010, 07:58 AM

get one of those deodorant crystals. Then it will just shatter to pieces when it hits the bathroom floor.

ZenGum · 06-23-2010, 08:05 AM

Actually, we can't send a man to the moon just now. Really, we have no spacecraft that could do it, and NASA have thrown out the plans for the ones that did. AND the plans for the non-disintegrating deodorant.

classicman · 06-23-2010, 08:39 AM

@ zen - snort!

classicman · 06-23-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

The problem with mine is that is virtually clear and there is no warning when its empty. So instead of applying deodorant all one is doing is sanding the underarm area with a piece of plastic.

Spexxvet · 06-23-2010, 08:56 AM

Use a bay leaf - you'll smell like soup[/George Carlin]

tw · 06-26-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out???

Because in space, deodorant chips never hit the floor.

Griff · 06-26-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tw

Because in space, deodorant chips never hit the floor.

Well played sir.

ZenGum · 06-26-2010, 08:40 PM

... so many MBA astronauts do not understand this basic principle ...

spudcon · 06-26-2010, 10:11 PM

And while we're at it, how come we can't undo a fart?

ZenGum · 06-27-2010, 02:38 AM

That's definitely the laws of thermodynamics.

Sundae · 06-27-2010, 08:11 AM

... but I' not dating.
Maybe they sent my man there?

infinite monkey · 06-02-2011, 08:45 AM

They can send a man to the moon, but they can't make a date stamper that doesn't piss ink all over your hands?!?!

06-23-2010, 07:32 AM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	They can put a man on the moon, BUT... Why can't they make a deodorant thingee that doesn't self-destruct all over my bathroom floor when it runs out??? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-23-2010, 07:58 AM	#4
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	get one of those deodorant crystals. Then it will just shatter to pieces when it hits the bathroom floor. __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

06-23-2010, 08:05 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Actually, we can't send a man to the moon just now. Really, we have no spacecraft that could do it, and NASA have thrown out the plans for the ones that did. AND the plans for the non-disintegrating deodorant. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-23-2010, 08:39 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	@ zen - snort! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-23-2010, 08:56 AM	#8
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Use a bay leaf - you'll smell like soup[/George Carlin] __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

06-26-2010, 08:40 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... so many MBA astronauts do not understand this basic principle ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-26-2010, 10:11 PM	#12
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	And while we're at it, how come we can't undo a fart? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

06-27-2010, 02:38 AM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's definitely the laws of thermodynamics. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-27-2010, 08:11 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	... but I' not dating. Maybe they sent my man there? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-02-2011, 08:45 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	They can send a man to the moon, but they can't make a date stamper that doesn't piss ink all over your hands?!?!

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